(021) E.T. phone home → voice post

[a_dinozzo]

Home...

[the sound of footsteps hitting the ground, someone's running and shouting] Make a hole! Coming throu----

This place again. I guess that means I'm not going home.

So who's still here? Abs? Lady B? Lestat? And more importantly, truth or dare?

(occ; Canon-updated to the end of episode 6.02 - Agent Afloat. Also, caution: Due to real life

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[tender_juliet]

Beg pardon, my lord, I...am compelled to inform thee that...

That thou hast got me with child.

[ooc: Dare from Thelma]

[a_dinozzo]

Whooooooooa, wait wait wait, back up there, what?

(ooc; *dies laughing*)

[tender_juliet]

A thousand apologies, I beg thee.

[ooc: I know, Thelma is so evil.]

[a_dinozzo]

You-- I-- I don't even know you!

(ooc; Awesomesauce!)

[tender_juliet]

Juliet, my lord, of House Capulet. And...'tis the game? I do not think I need convince you, only say it.

[a_dinozzo]

Tony DiNozzo, NCIS.

It was a dare, was it? Oh, good. Good. Man, I woulda hated to have knocked up some chick I don't even remember...

[tender_juliet]

Ay, the lady Thelma did dare me. By my troth, I would not to a stranger say such things.

[a_dinozzo]

The lady Thelma, huh?

Fine. I'll forgive you, but only 'cause it was a dare.

[tender_juliet]

Thou art all kindness and understanding, my lord.

[a_dinozzo]

Right, right. That's me. Lord, huh? I could get used to that. Lord DiNozzo. Hah.