[Alright fac, there comes a time in every man's stay here. Now is the time. Have a dead pan look.]
Does anyone have a-hair razor? [There it is. He’s looking a little scruffy around the ears, and that’s just not good for the vigilante lifestyle. (How did Dick “the mullet” Grayson, do it?)]
Hard to get the back with this. [He pulls up his other
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Do you need help cutting your hair? I can come over and help. [Dick surely can make use of any sharp object as the best hair razor/scissor/sharp object. Bats techniques are special and should never be questioned.
Dick is trying to not laugh a little at the tattoo. Seriously. That is just distasteful.] It could have said something worst. Like Lil D. Or Baby Bird.
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[Yay!]
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I--
[He's literally lost for words.]
I-- what was the date. I came here right-- after Christmas.
[Fuck comic book time. I don't know. It should be a few months before? Or something? I don't know.]
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[He raises an eyebrow.]
Wai-oh...Don't tell me Bruce is still missing during that time?
[Because he wasn't dead. So missing is the right word. Even if they thought he was dead at the time. WHAT IS COMIC BOOK TIME AND WHY DOES IT NEVER MAKE SENSE.]
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[An abrupt pause]
Drake was right?
[HURRRR. It doesn't ever make sense.]
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