Jayne Cobb//2nd Heroic//Video

[her0_of_canton]

[The feed cuts open to a deafening exposion, which could also be heard by anyone standing anywhere in the area of the biodome, which has just gained an extra crater. Jayne is grinning manically, a massive and improbable weapon slung over his shoulder. It looks like some kind of bizarre bazooka, with a tasteful white beret perched over the

Comments

[Voice]

[notasidedick]

I'd like it if you cease your firing and stop causing so much damage. You're going to end up hurting more then just whoever you're after. Do you really want to put innocent lives in danger because you were stupidly trigger happy?

[He gun' find you if you keep causing shit bruh.]

[Voice]

[her0_of_canton]

Ain't gonna hurt nobody. s'why they sent me out so late! I'm on strict assignment not to aim this anywhere near anyone, was just important to have a little show of force.

The criminal elements in this place think they can get away with anythin'! If I wasn't out here givin' em something to think about, they'd probably be up an about peekin' in rooms with 'noculars, gropin on all the young ladies, dressin' little boys up in tights and all kinda unsavory pastimes!

Re: [Voice]

[notasidedick]

So you chose the already destroyed biodome. I think I'm starting to pity that area already. [He wonders how long it'll last next week.]

Wait. What? [No seriously what.] Wait, what's wrong with tights? [You're talking to an acrobat who spends a good portion of his life in tights and leotards and the such.]

[Voice]

[her0_of_canton]

Figgered there'd be less collateral damage this way. Comes back in a week, or so I've been told, so there ain't nothin' to worry about.

Oh, ain't nothin' wrong with tights, fer... pers'nal use and such, if you're a dancer, or a bullfighter or somesuch, but some folks take to dressin' up young folks in skimpy clingy outfits, jus' to watch em. I was told specific by the general to keep an eye out for that sorta tomfoolery.

Re: [Voice]

[notasidedick]

For some reason I should think that we should be more worried about the more dangerous people then perverts. [This whole no inhibitions thing is just causing a lot of pain and damage.]

But I guess go on with what you're doing. Just don't hurt anyone.