002 - Val

[thissucksval]

Good morning - eventing - afternoon.  How are you enjoying my latest treatment?

If the views and sounds are too much for you, you can quit the treatment at any time.  Just push the red button in your room, and the treatment will be over.

Comments

[notasidedick]

I think I'll pass. [Batparanoia helloooo. Not pressing suspicious buttons ever.]

[notasidedick]

[Now he's curious about how they do it. Stupid curiosity.] Well, now I'm curious.

[thissucksval]

Perhaps one day we will both have our questions answered.

I'm hearing this in Glados' voice. Thanks a lot.

[notasidedick]

Maybe you. I doubt you guys would let me get my hands on any information like that.

XD

[thissucksval]

That depends.

You laugh at my suffering 8C

[notasidedick]

What do you mean by that?

Constantly

[thissucksval]

What would I have to gain?

You butt :C

[notasidedick]

Off the top of my head. I don't quite know yet. [What is this. A bartering system?]

[thissucksval]

Then it will have to wait.

[notasidedick]

[Snorts.] You seem like a patient person. I'm sure you have plenty of time to wait.

[thissucksval]

I have no where else pressing to be.

[notasidedick]

I feel honored. I hoped we were the most pressing matters you had.

[thissucksval]

You are. Are you flattered?

[notasidedick]

Oh of course. [Sarcasm. It is wonderful.]

[thissucksval]

I feel as though we are having a profound moment.

[notasidedick]

Oh yes. I am completely enlightened knowing that you put so much attention into us.