003 - Val

[thissucksval]

Good morning - evening - afternoon, guests.  Are you enjoying your week of interpersonal research?

I have noticed that some of my guests are not . . . inspired by the research materials I have provided.  In an attempt to promote development, I will add some new sources of data.  Please let me know if you find something interesting, 29DB.

Enjoy~

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Comments

[notasidedick]

Interpersonal research? You mean the raunchy porn section we recently got? Not sure if most of us appreciated that.

[Sob. He might have just turned the television on.] ...Is this the new sources you mentioned because...I'm not sure if everyone appreciates this.

[notasidedick]

Aren't there how books about that stuff? I'm sure you can find a wonderful nice book explaining that in our extended library.

Although the fact that you guys watch us doing that is a little creepy.

[thissucksval]

The books are not satisfactory for my purposes.

Observation is critical to data collection.

[notasidedick]

Have you ever thought of also asking people? I'm sure a good portion of the people here know what it takes for them to find someone to consider a significant other.

Then again, you aren't very well liked around here are you.

[thissucksval]

My guests have never been shy about talking to me or expressing their opinions on matters.

[notasidedick]

Then asking them questions wouldn't be too hard as to, you know, changing half the channels on here into porn.

[thissucksval]

They cannot answer a question when they do not know the answer to it yet.

[notasidedick]

Did this really require giving us a bunch of porn on the Television sets though? I mean, I guess I like porn as much as the next guy, but I could do without it.

[thissucksval]

Then change the channel.

[notasidedick]

That's easy to do. Isn't there any way we can add parental guidance on these TVs? I don't appreciate young children ending up on these channels.

[thissucksval]

And how would we define it?

[notasidedick]

I don't know. But we have a lot of kids in this place. Are the TVs going to show this stuff all the time or just this week?

[thissucksval]

This is currently scheduled for the week, but there has been a request for an additional channel or two on the regular programming that I am taking under advisement.

[notasidedick]

Well, I'm more then glad to know that this is only for the week then. [Raises an eyebrow.]

Are you actually going to go through with that? Because I'd want to know what channels they are to avoid them. [And inform anyone else to avoid them.]

[thissucksval]

I am considering it. They would be easy to identify, since I would be adding two more channels, so they would be the new ones.

[notasidedick]

I guess that makes me feel a little less uneasy.

I'd like it if you didn't try bringing in people for the sake of trying to get them together with me or anyone for that matter.