14 - Accelerator - Video

[ippotsuko]

This is fucking ridiculous--[Zap!]--Ugh, alright! alright, fine!

Listen up, assholes! I, Accelerator, aminlo--[Zap!]--Fuck! Okay, I'm in love--or hatelove or some shit because apparently that's possible where he's from--with Jack fucking Noir!

Happy now, you mechanical bitch?! Haha, yes, it's so goddamn hilarious that you picked shocking me of all

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[faultlesscon]

You lost your cane again? [He remembers that Wonderland announcement, don't think he doesn't.]

[ippotsuko]

I'm gonna need a little more information than that, bastard.

[He has no attachment to you, sorry.]

oh god Gingey who has his cane because I'm wondering about how possible his statement is asldjksad

[faultlesscon]

[Dude go ahead and kill him - you won't find your cane that way. B| ]

What makes you think I have more information than that?

It's in Jack Noir's nest

[ippotsuko]

You implied you did.

... so he's not lying. huuuh. 8|

[faultlesscon]

I don't negotiate with shitheads.

You're not going to like the answer anyway.

OOOOH Well he had to find out sometime

[ippotsuko]

Then you'd better tell me soon before I track you down and force it out of you.

true it's kind of hard to ignore something that's called the 'Jack Nest' anyway..

[faultlesscon]

I'm no good to you dead. You want a hint?

THE JACK NEST he's part bird okay

[ippotsuko]

Who said I was going to kill you?

[You're looking at a guy that got top secret government information out of a Russian spy by stealing bloody cow meat from a slaughterhouse, covering it in scraps of clothing, and claiming it was the leftovers of all the spies that didn't answer him.]

HE PREYS ON CHILDREN, LIFTS THEM INTO THE AIR AND SPLAT

[faultlesscon]

Who said it was you who was going to kill me?

[As impressive as it sounds, Alex isn't one for intimidation. He's too fucked to realize when he should be terrified sometimes.] Clue - he's in the room across from mine. Same suite.

THE FIEND

[ippotsuko]

Then I guess I really do need to pay you a visit, don't I?

NO ONE CAN STOP HIM OR THEY GET BIRD FLU

[faultlesscon]

Please. Save me the effort of having to open the door. [Best part? Alex has the camera turned away just barely so you can't catch the room number on his collar.]

He'll just kill you again, knowing how you handle things.

1/? sdlgk;sdlgk DYING

[ippotsuko]

Oh, if I come over there opening a door will be the least of your worries--

2/?

[ippotsuko]

NOIR.

That fucker Noir has it, doesn't he?

I knew it...

3/3 done

[ippotsuko]

That fucker couldn't kill me again! You don't even know who you're talking to, who you're dealing with, and neither does he! If he ever comes after me again, he won't even be able to touch me! And I'll tear his digestive system out organ by organ...

Oh Accel you are so amusing and obssessed with internal organs

[faultlesscon]

Are you done arranging your thoughts?

It wouldn't be him coming after you, it would be the other way around. [A shrug.] It's your choice.

His bark is usually bigger than his bite. By choice, mind you, he's perfectly capable of his threats

[ippotsuko]

Either way, I know how he works now.

[...Well, not really. The portal thing certainly caught him off guard. But he only managed to stab him because his redirection field was down, and even with Facility nerfs he's confident in its protection.]

Where does the bastard live?