14 - Accelerator - Video

[ippotsuko]

This is fucking ridiculous--[Zap!]--Ugh, alright! alright, fine!

Listen up, assholes! I, Accelerator, aminlo--[Zap!]--Fuck! Okay, I'm in love--or hatelove or some shit because apparently that's possible where he's from--with Jack fucking Noir!

Happy now, you mechanical bitch?! Haha, yes, it's so goddamn hilarious that you picked shocking me of all

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[faultlesscon]

You lost your cane again? [He remembers that Wonderland announcement, don't think he doesn't.]

AW YEAH FRIENDSHIP ALL UP IN THIS POST

[ippotsuko]

That doesn't make any fucking sense.

JUST DON'T SHOVE THE GUN IN MY BACK TOO HARD PLEASE

[faultlesscon]

Which part, the definition of numb or me being in that state?

OKAY I'LL MAKE SURE TO DO IT ~TENDERLY~

[ippotsuko]

The latter, smartass.

... and suddenly I am very worried

[faultlesscon]

Was just clarifying, you fuck. [OKAY ALEX STOP THAT IT IS NOT HOW YOU INTERACT WITH KIDS.]

It was after we got back - might have been because I didn't go to see a healer but my sense of touch lacks.

JUST KNOW I DO THESE THINGS FOR LOVE

[ippotsuko]

We could test that if you won't tell me where Noir is.

NOW YOU SOUND LIKE A YANDERE WHYYY

[faultlesscon]

Why not just ask for him? Seeing as that worked so well the first time.

I'm considering apping a sort of yandere girl from his canon...Alex needs to be her new prey, then

[ippotsuko]

I need the cane, not the dog. Dumbass.

Your characters and my ginger, what kind of relationship is this

[faultlesscon]

He shares a room with Ramona--I don't think you could get in and out without him discovering it, idiot.

She considers castration a sign of affection, just so you know

[ippotsuko]

I don't care if he finds out. I just want the cane.

oh my life it is pain and everything hurts :c

[faultlesscon]

And if he takes it back?

Her username is "burnsgenitals" for a reason kekekekeke

[ippotsuko]

He'll have to take it from my cold, unmoving body.

[He's deadly serious. That thing is specially made so it staps onto his arm and so he can retract it into the handle. That way, he can fight without as much risk of losing or breaking it!]

CRAWWWLING IN MY SKINNN-- >:

[faultlesscon]

Fine. Answer one question and I'll point you in the right direction of the room at least.

[Alex? Does not give one fuck about the cane. Or Jack. Or Accelerator but damn it all if someone else dies because of him.]

How does it feel to be her new prey, Alex?

[ippotsuko]

What's the question?

[He still wants to interrogate you if he's not satisfied.]

Alex's canon is just him being stalked, it's no difference to be honest?

[faultlesscon]

What's your connection to Bucky?

1/3 But did his stalker have SUPERPOWERS?

[ippotsuko]

[His eyes widen as soon as the words come out of your mouth. They dart around a bit, like he's searching for something to say.

He's very noticeably flustered.]