002 || Video || Crowley

[sellerofsins]

Chemical lobotomises? Really? This place sure knows how to party. I like their sense of humour, even if its not appreciated right now.

[He doesn't fancy the idea himself but any traumatic situation is usually where emotions are highest and that's just perfect for him. Plus a bunch of lobotomised people? He had to make use of that before his own

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[hydeforareason]

How's the arms race going?

[sellerofsins]

Gun, was it? How's a hand gun sound? Or a standard glock? Make you feel more at home, I remember coppers were fond of them.

[hydeforareason]

A glock? Don't tease.

[sellerofsins]

I can get you one, promise. Course you have to trade for it, like I said, not a charity here. Just depends how much you want it.

[hydeforareason]

Like we discussed before, I don't 'ave much of anythin.'

[sellerofsins]

Yes, you have something I could really use.

I'll give you a clue. Theologists and philosophers debate on it. Some believe its your gate way to heaven, others think its a big white ghosty thing that lives inside you and some say its a categorical mistake. Oh and dogs apparently don't have them!

[hydeforareason]

[Sam doesn't look impressed.]

Seriously? What are you then? The bloody Devil?

[sellerofsins]

[Crowley smirks.]

They call me the king of the crossroads. And really Sam, do you need a soul? That silly little thing that won't even help you here?

[hydeforareason]

[He rolls his eyes. Again.]

There's nothing after this. You know that right? Nothing after this at all.

[And he needs that gun. So why not?]

Fine. For a gun? You can 'ave my bloody soul.

[sellerofsins]

Fantastic! You're quite the clear consumer. Now, all we have to do is seal the deal-

[And like that, Crowley is standing behind you Sammy, grinning with amusement as he leans over to whisper in your ear.]

-With a kiss.

[hydeforareason]

[Unimpressed! Sam is really very unimpressed!]

Excuse-- No, let's not play Judas 'ere.

An' not so loud.

[Gene's right outside on the sofa scowling at the TV]

[sellerofsins]

You have to kiss me. I can't make the deal unless you kiss me.

[He doesn't exactly look heart broken over that part either.]

Just on little snog and you have a gun. Seems like a small price to pay. I'm sure your boyfriend won't mind.

[hydeforareason]

He's-- What? NO. 'Ow's a 'andshake?

[sellerofsins]

Nope, sorry, kiss or no deal.

[hydeforareason]

[God damn it.]

I want to see the gun first.

[sellerofsins]

No, sorry. See, part of the deal if that you have to ... well, its kind of like a wish. You tell me what you want, you make the deal and by the powers vested in me by myself, I will get you a gun. But the deal is sealed with a kiss. don't worry, I've had a lot of positive feedback.

[And who doesn't want to snog Crowley?]