Week 146 Observations
Week One Hundred and Forty-Six has been completed.
Sunday
We told you we'd get your ears (Ritsuka).
(Lucy) annouces she is the first to looose a set of horns that look like cute little cat ears. Whats with everyone here and cats? Fuck cat ears. Including yours (Ritsuka).
(Eridan) doesn’t like being blackrom for (Sollux) because you know, he killed him. Not like the tables have ever been reversed, right?
Surprise, surprise, things are awkward between (Karkat) and (Sollux). It doesn't help they have (Lili) as a translator.
(Komui) goes back to omnifocusing on the order and the order alone. Figures.
(Accelerator) in an attempt to be useful, updates everyone on stuff most of them already knew. BEAUTIMUS.
(Layton) shows sociopathic tendencies equivalent to that of (Joker). Damn girl.
Okay, we laughed at (Rider). We’re going to film this and put it on DoTube.
Poor traumatized (Colin). We bet he is going to shatter in two more weeks.
(Misaka 9982) has yet to understand we like watching you all hobble about. Thats why so many of you lost body parts before hand.
Many men have lost their junk this week.
Hey, (Chihiro). Got yer nose. FFFFT. No. That was stupid. Forget I ever wrote that.
And of course, amongst the midst of people going BODY PART PLZ, we have an anonmoly of something interesting with (Billy) going on. Of course, people only care about his magics destroying everything.
Monday
(Roxas) is missing his tongue. We’re sure (Layton) is using it for his morbid picture. We know it was swapping spit with other tongues earlier.
(Harry D)’s dog eats people parts. And (Sasha) was worried about the cougar and the bear? Screw that, the dog is vicious.
(Sherlock), we think you've managed to become more useless since you've been back.
(Soul) is no longer a shark.
(Namine) can care less about finding her eyes, shows she has no care for herself and wants to be a pretty-rescued princess.
(Timothy) can no longer sing! What a sad, sad little Puck!
Okay, we also laughed at the image of a fingerless (Harry P) trying to open a door with flipper hands. And (Nana) trying to turn on the faciliberry by slamming her head against it. Surprised she didn’t use a pin or something in her mouth. FLOP FLOP FLOP.
(Sasha) and (Justin) join the HALP I LOST PARTS party, while (Raz) stumbles upon (Sasha)’s newest hobby.
It looks like (Ritsuka) is the only one with common sense here at this party. make a list, check it twice, he is lying about us taking his ears. We took a single rib from him.
(Castiel) wants everyone to find something INVISIBLE. But you know, he also doesn’t know if they look like the way he described them at the moment.
(Sebastian F) is being oh so very classy about the loss of his hand and ring. We’re surprised.
We think (Izaya) looks better missing half his face. And (Harry D)’s dog probably ate it. After all, it is rare to have meat here.
(Alex F) has to show everyone how gross he is by filming his lack of a stomach.
(Doc Scratch) tries to be unique in his word and fails.
A robot can’t eat your ass, (Lucas)
(Denmark) appears once more! How we missed you, you crazy old Country! Missing an eye? Pretend to be Odin! That’s from you right?
(Lili)’s hand shows she has no hard feelings to her murderer still, and is in fact, quite in love with her. Though we do agree with her on one thing, (Raz) does have a stupid face.
Tuesday
After seeing (Hei) and (Rider) talk, maybe we should force him to bring back his Lee Shengshun personality back into his life. Might make things interesting...At least less boring!
Poor (Mohinder). You know what they took out of your head, but do you know what they put in it?
(Riku R.) wants people to cut into his leg and give it more electrical burns. What a masochist.
Looks like (Watson) won’t be able to have that perfect wedding without his finger. Hope that sex machine he built is doing him some good.
Oh (Hei), thinking you can play the big bad referee in (Nana) and (Lucy)'s squabbles. Yes, you look much more intimidating with just one leg!
(Yujinn) is helping with a location spell even though he can’t search worth a fuck. Yeah that’s useless.
No one wants to help (Jonathon) because they are afraid of the current boogie monster.
(Neku) can still hear. He’s just ignoring everyone.
(Tsukishima) is like an instant library. As long as he can stick his cock in something of yours, he’ll pop out a book for you.
Jump, (Link). Jump! You can reach it if you try! Ok, not really. We just want to see you fail.
Like many of the fine looking woman, we’ve ripped out your vocal cords to enhance that sexy body of yours, (Wanda). It’s better if you don’t talk.
Wednesday
We have this pool going, (Elle B). We're voting on the other guy.
(Sollux) alienates everyone he knows. Yep. Nothing new.
It’s an improvement for sure for both (Equius) and (Lucas). We were tempted to let him keep the mustache. We’re not sure why (Lucas) will wear a mustache as eyebrows.
We see you’re not as pure as we thought, (Emilia). All that cock and so little time. Is that why you waited until Wednesday?
You’d think people would spend more time looking for their eye instead of screaming about it like (Jigen). Penalty box I say!
Thursday
(Hei) wasn't able to eat (Lucy)'s horn...Lost that bet. And why behind a vending machine (Hei)? Because...because...ya know, I don't have a good answer. I was just drinking at the time and thought it would be funny. And yes, it was funny, Black Frogger!
Anyone else find it disturbing that (Sam) likes to take pictures of cocks and send them to people as attachments?
(Sebastian M.) torments the blind (Badou) among many others with no way to escape, even without speaking. No one seems to care he’s constantly abusing the poor redhead. He’s even trapped him in his own room.
(Siri) has caught an elusive giant (Eddie) arm while Jet finds these massive (Soul) teeth. Plan to hang it on the wall as trophies? We’d adorn it over our doorways.
(Heather) can’t get enough of that spooky Halloween feel and collects eyeballs for a popular salad.
(Todd S)’s only concern seems to be that he doesn’t want to be a copycat and not that he genuinely wants his arm back.
Friday
That lesson wasn't as educational as it should have been, (Karkat). Ask (Terezi) to show you how to use your tongue next time.
Well, welcome back (Chie), we were wondering if you'd bite the dust next, just like dear old Yosuke.
Oh, no! The arm broke off of (Amercia)'s sex doll! Someone fix it!
(Sylar) for prom king! You've become the most popular rat here!
Everyone watch out for (PM). She’ll chew up all your mail and sniff your ass.
Obviously (Rainbow Dash) didn’t learn her lesson about valuing her wings if she hasn’t even found it yet. Maybe we’ll just take the other one like we did her cutie marks.
Happy Birthday to (Tommy)! That’s six smacks with his own arm from (Kate) instead of punches. We’re never sure just how many count and how many are for her amusement. He doesn’t quite act his age.
We’re curious as to why (Remilia) mentioned her night vision. If someone was smart. They’d hollow out her eyes and use them as specs for the dark instead of giving them back.
We think the harlot machine is trying to re-impress us.
Interesting nest, (Jareth). Build it yourself? Very unkingly like. Shouldn’t you have servants for that?
(Colin) joins the ranks of nerdy eye collectors.
(Ryoji) hopes everyone is putting his slutty cock to good use this week. It’s why he waited so long to advertise it.
(Kanda) and (Lavi) both cheat on the Noah and spend all day feeling up each others’ legs.
Saturday
Entering panic mode...
OH GOD (Sylar) IS GOING TO KILL US ALL. HALP. NOODLE FLAILS, says the man in white.
HOLY CRAP. THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE LIMB TO FIND FOR (Roy). KEEP LOOKING OR YOU’LL DIE.
(Gene) ON THE LOOSE. (Gene) ON THE LOOSE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. HE HAS BOOZE.
(Jade) HUNGERS FOR SOME DICK BY SEXTING (Dick).
AW, OUR PUPPY (Lithuania) DIDN’T LIKE OUR PRESENTATION OF HIS EYE.
OH MAH GOD. I AM SUCH A LOSER SAYS (Dave). HALP ME. I HAVE FLIGHT BUT I’M TOO DUMB TO FIND MY OWN SWAG.
Terminated:
Believe it or not, we can still see you naked in the shower.
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]
Sunday
We told you we'd get your ears (Ritsuka).
(Lucy) annouces she is the first to looose a set of horns that look like cute little cat ears. Whats with everyone here and cats? Fuck cat ears. Including yours (Ritsuka).
(Eridan) doesn’t like being blackrom for (Sollux) because you know, he killed him. Not like the tables have ever been reversed, right?
Surprise, surprise, things are awkward between (Karkat) and (Sollux). It doesn't help they have (Lili) as a translator.
(Komui) goes back to omnifocusing on the order and the order alone. Figures.
(Accelerator) in an attempt to be useful, updates everyone on stuff most of them already knew. BEAUTIMUS.
(Layton) shows sociopathic tendencies equivalent to that of (Joker). Damn girl.
Okay, we laughed at (Rider). We’re going to film this and put it on DoTube.
Poor traumatized (Colin). We bet he is going to shatter in two more weeks.
(Misaka 9982) has yet to understand we like watching you all hobble about. Thats why so many of you lost body parts before hand.
Many men have lost their junk this week.
Hey, (Chihiro). Got yer nose. FFFFT. No. That was stupid. Forget I ever wrote that.
And of course, amongst the midst of people going BODY PART PLZ, we have an anonmoly of something interesting with (Billy) going on. Of course, people only care about his magics destroying everything.
Monday
(Roxas) is missing his tongue. We’re sure (Layton) is using it for his morbid picture. We know it was swapping spit with other tongues earlier.
(Harry D)’s dog eats people parts. And (Sasha) was worried about the cougar and the bear? Screw that, the dog is vicious.
(Sherlock), we think you've managed to become more useless since you've been back.
(Soul) is no longer a shark.
(Namine) can care less about finding her eyes, shows she has no care for herself and wants to be a pretty-rescued princess.
(Timothy) can no longer sing! What a sad, sad little Puck!
Okay, we also laughed at the image of a fingerless (Harry P) trying to open a door with flipper hands. And (Nana) trying to turn on the faciliberry by slamming her head against it. Surprised she didn’t use a pin or something in her mouth. FLOP FLOP FLOP.
(Sasha) and (Justin) join the HALP I LOST PARTS party, while (Raz) stumbles upon (Sasha)’s newest hobby.
It looks like (Ritsuka) is the only one with common sense here at this party. make a list, check it twice, he is lying about us taking his ears. We took a single rib from him.
(Castiel) wants everyone to find something INVISIBLE. But you know, he also doesn’t know if they look like the way he described them at the moment.
(Sebastian F) is being oh so very classy about the loss of his hand and ring. We’re surprised.
We think (Izaya) looks better missing half his face. And (Harry D)’s dog probably ate it. After all, it is rare to have meat here.
(Alex F) has to show everyone how gross he is by filming his lack of a stomach.
(Doc Scratch) tries to be unique in his word and fails.
A robot can’t eat your ass, (Lucas)
(Denmark) appears once more! How we missed you, you crazy old Country! Missing an eye? Pretend to be Odin! That’s from you right?
(Lili)’s hand shows she has no hard feelings to her murderer still, and is in fact, quite in love with her. Though we do agree with her on one thing, (Raz) does have a stupid face.
Tuesday
After seeing (Hei) and (Rider) talk, maybe we should force him to bring back his Lee Shengshun personality back into his life. Might make things interesting...At least less boring!
Poor (Mohinder). You know what they took out of your head, but do you know what they put in it?
(Riku R.) wants people to cut into his leg and give it more electrical burns. What a masochist.
Looks like (Watson) won’t be able to have that perfect wedding without his finger. Hope that sex machine he built is doing him some good.
Oh (Hei), thinking you can play the big bad referee in (Nana) and (Lucy)'s squabbles. Yes, you look much more intimidating with just one leg!
(Yujinn) is helping with a location spell even though he can’t search worth a fuck. Yeah that’s useless.
No one wants to help (Jonathon) because they are afraid of the current boogie monster.
(Neku) can still hear. He’s just ignoring everyone.
(Tsukishima) is like an instant library. As long as he can stick his cock in something of yours, he’ll pop out a book for you.
Jump, (Link). Jump! You can reach it if you try! Ok, not really. We just want to see you fail.
Like many of the fine looking woman, we’ve ripped out your vocal cords to enhance that sexy body of yours, (Wanda). It’s better if you don’t talk.
Wednesday
We have this pool going, (Elle B). We're voting on the other guy.
(Sollux) alienates everyone he knows. Yep. Nothing new.
It’s an improvement for sure for both (Equius) and (Lucas). We were tempted to let him keep the mustache. We’re not sure why (Lucas) will wear a mustache as eyebrows.
We see you’re not as pure as we thought, (Emilia). All that cock and so little time. Is that why you waited until Wednesday?
You’d think people would spend more time looking for their eye instead of screaming about it like (Jigen). Penalty box I say!
Thursday
(Hei) wasn't able to eat (Lucy)'s horn...Lost that bet. And why behind a vending machine (Hei)? Because...because...ya know, I don't have a good answer. I was just drinking at the time and thought it would be funny. And yes, it was funny, Black Frogger!
Anyone else find it disturbing that (Sam) likes to take pictures of cocks and send them to people as attachments?
(Sebastian M.) torments the blind (Badou) among many others with no way to escape, even without speaking. No one seems to care he’s constantly abusing the poor redhead. He’s even trapped him in his own room.
(Siri) has caught an elusive giant (Eddie) arm while Jet finds these massive (Soul) teeth. Plan to hang it on the wall as trophies? We’d adorn it over our doorways.
(Heather) can’t get enough of that spooky Halloween feel and collects eyeballs for a popular salad.
(Todd S)’s only concern seems to be that he doesn’t want to be a copycat and not that he genuinely wants his arm back.
Friday
That lesson wasn't as educational as it should have been, (Karkat). Ask (Terezi) to show you how to use your tongue next time.
Well, welcome back (Chie), we were wondering if you'd bite the dust next, just like dear old Yosuke.
Oh, no! The arm broke off of (Amercia)'s sex doll! Someone fix it!
(Sylar) for prom king! You've become the most popular rat here!
Everyone watch out for (PM). She’ll chew up all your mail and sniff your ass.
Obviously (Rainbow Dash) didn’t learn her lesson about valuing her wings if she hasn’t even found it yet. Maybe we’ll just take the other one like we did her cutie marks.
Happy Birthday to (Tommy)! That’s six smacks with his own arm from (Kate) instead of punches. We’re never sure just how many count and how many are for her amusement. He doesn’t quite act his age.
We’re curious as to why (Remilia) mentioned her night vision. If someone was smart. They’d hollow out her eyes and use them as specs for the dark instead of giving them back.
We think the harlot machine is trying to re-impress us.
Interesting nest, (Jareth). Build it yourself? Very unkingly like. Shouldn’t you have servants for that?
(Colin) joins the ranks of nerdy eye collectors.
(Ryoji) hopes everyone is putting his slutty cock to good use this week. It’s why he waited so long to advertise it.
(Kanda) and (Lavi) both cheat on the Noah and spend all day feeling up each others’ legs.
Saturday
Entering panic mode...
OH GOD (Sylar) IS GOING TO KILL US ALL. HALP. NOODLE FLAILS, says the man in white.
HOLY CRAP. THERE ARE MORE THAN ONE LIMB TO FIND FOR (Roy). KEEP LOOKING OR YOU’LL DIE.
(Gene) ON THE LOOSE. (Gene) ON THE LOOSE. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. HE HAS BOOZE.
(Jade) HUNGERS FOR SOME DICK BY SEXTING (Dick).
AW, OUR PUPPY (Lithuania) DIDN’T LIKE OUR PRESENTATION OF HIS EYE.
OH MAH GOD. I AM SUCH A LOSER SAYS (Dave). HALP ME. I HAVE FLIGHT BUT I’M TOO DUMB TO FIND MY OWN SWAG.
Terminated:
Believe it or not, we can still see you naked in the shower.
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]