The 101
101 Questions You Should Be Able to Answer About Your Character
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Teja Magnus Stefan Wartooth
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
32, October 28th.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in Iceland. I now reside in Mordhaus, Mordland. No.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Toki Wartooth, a guitarist. He's very childlike. Stephanie Meanswell-Wartooth, she is very active and heroic. I was raised by Sadako Yamamura, she is a healer, and is quite a kind person, though selfish. I had quite a strong bond with Charles Foster Offdensen, who treated me not unlike a son.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have three sisters - Brenda Annn, a provider, Glyndaa Marie, a rampant feminist and eco-nut, and Torii Sou, an arts and crafts enthusiast.
6. What is your occupation?
I am the General of security operations for Mordhaus, and general Man Friday for whichever Offdensen is in place at the time.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I am 6'2", 210 lbs.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Red, blue.
9. What is your race?
I'm white.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper upper class
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Yes, yes.
12. What is your style of dress?
Mostly casual, though I wear business casual for my desk job.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I have hundreds of scars on my thighs alone. I've got a wolf bite scar on my throat, several sword slash wounds on my back and chest. I had 33 tattoos, and still have a nosering. Nothing of note, save for the dozens of scars on my thighs. I was resurrected.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I am allergic to canines.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I am right handed.
16. What does your voice sound like?
I speak in a baritone voice, with a trained transatlantic accent.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I speak eloquently, though I also throw around obscenities.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
My hair is naturally cherry red, I've been told I have a disturbing smile, and I am built as a warrior should be.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Daily, and I wear cologne.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
I have a very serious expression.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I believe everyone uses body language in one form or another. I tend to have very expressive head gestures.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Not that I'm aware.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
being attacked by the wolves.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I was tutored from the time I was four to the time I was 17, where I then went to college and gained my masters in business.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
in Mordhaus, from my tutors.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It was tumultuous, I spent a great deal of time going from one family to the next.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a warrior.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I can't remember her name, she was one of the younger groupies of the band, at an album release party.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
No, and it was with that same girl.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Toki Wartooth, and it affects me quite a deal.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I believe that my split with 359 changed my life drastically, because it was then that I realized that I had to make changes to my life to better myself for the good of the company, and for the good of my family. I died, and have since been learning to better protect myself and others from repeating that process.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I believe each achievement is just as great as the other.
33. What is your greatest regret?
I have no regrets.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
I don't like discussing it.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I have many secrets. And they'll stay that way.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Oh, wow, that's going to take some thinking. Hm. Well, I did wind up killing the aforementioned first kiss/sex partner girl.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was attacked by the wolves the first time.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Yes, I've lived in Mexico, Iceland, America, France, Norway, England, Japan and Portugal, and I've traveled to Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Greenland, Ireland, Scotland, France, Tibet, Morocco, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, South America, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Australia, China, North and South Korea, Taiwan, Russia, Canada, and Turkey.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Lawful Evil
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimistic.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Yes, but I don't follow any of them.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yes.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Wolves.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Everything makes me angry if there's enough of it. Death of loved ones makes me sad. The joy of loved ones make me happy. That's a horrible followup question.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I believe they're basically sheep.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics are fun, Religion is ridiculous. Sex is not everything.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
I don't place bets, I do not lie, I do not steal, but killing is an unavoidable fact of my life.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Damn far.
49. How much do you value money?
Quite a lot.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
That's a stupid question.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Perhaps there is, but not for me.
53. Are you superstitious?
Not particularly.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
I respect their beliefs and opinions unless they're outright stupid and wrong.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Brutally so.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Of course, who doesn't?
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Sadako Yamamura. She is the most strong, willful, beautiful mother a son could ever be gifted.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect Charles Ofdensen the most, as he single-handedly has run Dethklok Enterprises since its inception. I despise... Nobody in particular and everyone in general.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Gaz.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I really don't keep friends. My best friend and worst enemy has always been and always will be Soren Skwigelf. He's a strange dichotomy for me.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Hate them.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Hate them, too.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. Things ended badly.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Nice legs.
65. How close are you to your family?
It is hard to describe exactly how incredibly close I am to my family. I am their ward, their protector.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Eventually, yes.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I tend to pick fights.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I neither listen, nor talk. I fight, and I win.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I never trust others.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. To the death.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Yes.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not unless I know them and like them.
73. How well do you express yourself?
I believe quite well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Snap judgments.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not particularly, no.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
We all have enemies, whether outside ourselves or within ourselves.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
I like to play guitar or train for sword fights. Emerald green. Sushi. My forge.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I prefer harder, darker music and foreign art films.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I smoke when stressed, drink when persuaded, never needed to get sex much less pay for it, and I heavily oppose drug use. I hate the followup questions.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
I typically spend Saturdays recouping from lost limbs after my sword tourneys.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
To be able to fill my boss' shoes competently and well.
82. How long is your attention span?
Incredibly long when it's something of interest.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I rarely laugh, and I find everything varying degrees of funny.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
No.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I drink tea and meditate.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I am a professional fighter and I play guitar quite well.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I like cats, and children are a case-by-case, trial basis.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I have a plan, and I stick to it, but I give myself time for spontaneity.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Everything.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I am strong willed. I am rigid.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd like to better control my more primal instincts.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I am introverted.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes, I do, and interruption is a part of life.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your
lifetime?
I would like to stabilize myself in my own past, and I'd like to become as good of a businessman and warrior as Ofdensen.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Just where I am now, in all three instances.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I really have no plans to die, but if I do, it will be in battle.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
My devotion to family and the business.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Strong willed maniac
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Lots of Creepy.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because someone has to.
Basics
1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Teja Magnus Stefan Wartooth
2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
32, October 28th.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born in Iceland. I now reside in Mordhaus, Mordland. No.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Toki Wartooth, a guitarist. He's very childlike. Stephanie Meanswell-Wartooth, she is very active and heroic. I was raised by Sadako Yamamura, she is a healer, and is quite a kind person, though selfish. I had quite a strong bond with Charles Foster Offdensen, who treated me not unlike a son.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I have three sisters - Brenda Annn, a provider, Glyndaa Marie, a rampant feminist and eco-nut, and Torii Sou, an arts and crafts enthusiast.
6. What is your occupation?
I am the General of security operations for Mordhaus, and general Man Friday for whichever Offdensen is in place at the time.
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I am 6'2", 210 lbs.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Red, blue.
9. What is your race?
I'm white.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Upper upper class
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
Yes, yes.
12. What is your style of dress?
Mostly casual, though I wear business casual for my desk job.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I have hundreds of scars on my thighs alone. I've got a wolf bite scar on my throat, several sword slash wounds on my back and chest. I had 33 tattoos, and still have a nosering. Nothing of note, save for the dozens of scars on my thighs. I was resurrected.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I am allergic to canines.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
I am right handed.
16. What does your voice sound like?
I speak in a baritone voice, with a trained transatlantic accent.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I speak eloquently, though I also throw around obscenities.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
My hair is naturally cherry red, I've been told I have a disturbing smile, and I am built as a warrior should be.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Daily, and I wear cologne.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
I have a very serious expression.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I believe everyone uses body language in one form or another. I tend to have very expressive head gestures.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Not that I'm aware.
Childhood
23. What is your earliest memory?
being attacked by the wolves.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
I was tutored from the time I was four to the time I was 17, where I then went to college and gained my masters in business.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
in Mordhaus, from my tutors.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
It was tumultuous, I spent a great deal of time going from one family to the next.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a warrior.
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I can't remember her name, she was one of the younger groupies of the band, at an album release party.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
No, and it was with that same girl.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Toki Wartooth, and it affects me quite a deal.
Influences
31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I believe that my split with 359 changed my life drastically, because it was then that I realized that I had to make changes to my life to better myself for the good of the company, and for the good of my family. I died, and have since been learning to better protect myself and others from repeating that process.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I believe each achievement is just as great as the other.
33. What is your greatest regret?
I have no regrets.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
I don't like discussing it.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
I have many secrets. And they'll stay that way.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
Oh, wow, that's going to take some thinking. Hm. Well, I did wind up killing the aforementioned first kiss/sex partner girl.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I was attacked by the wolves the first time.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Yes, I've lived in Mexico, Iceland, America, France, Norway, England, Japan and Portugal, and I've traveled to Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Greenland, Ireland, Scotland, France, Tibet, Morocco, Iraq, Iran, Egypt, South America, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Australia, China, North and South Korea, Taiwan, Russia, Canada, and Turkey.
Beliefs
39. What is your alignment?
Lawful Evil
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimistic.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Yes, but I don't follow any of them.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yes.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Wolves.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Everything makes me angry if there's enough of it. Death of loved ones makes me sad. The joy of loved ones make me happy. That's a horrible followup question.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I believe they're basically sheep.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Politics are fun, Religion is ridiculous. Sex is not everything.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
I don't place bets, I do not lie, I do not steal, but killing is an unavoidable fact of my life.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
Damn far.
49. How much do you value money?
Quite a lot.
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
That's a stupid question.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Perhaps there is, but not for me.
53. Are you superstitious?
Not particularly.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
I respect their beliefs and opinions unless they're outright stupid and wrong.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Brutally so.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Of course, who doesn't?
Dealing With Others
57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Sadako Yamamura. She is the most strong, willful, beautiful mother a son could ever be gifted.
58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I respect Charles Ofdensen the most, as he single-handedly has run Dethklok Enterprises since its inception. I despise... Nobody in particular and everyone in general.
59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Gaz.
60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I really don't keep friends. My best friend and worst enemy has always been and always will be Soren Skwigelf. He's a strange dichotomy for me.
61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
Hate them.
62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
Hate them, too.
63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Yes. Things ended badly.
64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Nice legs.
65. How close are you to your family?
It is hard to describe exactly how incredibly close I am to my family. I am their ward, their protector.
66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Eventually, yes.
67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
I tend to pick fights.
68. Are you a listener or a talker?
I neither listen, nor talk. I fight, and I win.
69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
I never trust others.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yes. To the death.
71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Yes.
72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Not unless I know them and like them.
73. How well do you express yourself?
I believe quite well.
74. How quickly do you judge others?
Snap judgments.
75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not particularly, no.
76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
We all have enemies, whether outside ourselves or within ourselves.
Personal Taste and Opinions
77. What is your favorite pasttime? Color? Food? Possession?
I like to play guitar or train for sword fights. Emerald green. Sushi. My forge.
78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
I prefer harder, darker music and foreign art films.
79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I smoke when stressed, drink when persuaded, never needed to get sex much less pay for it, and I heavily oppose drug use. I hate the followup questions.
80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
I typically spend Saturdays recouping from lost limbs after my sword tourneys.
81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
To be able to fill my boss' shoes competently and well.
82. How long is your attention span?
Incredibly long when it's something of interest.
83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I rarely laugh, and I find everything varying degrees of funny.
84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
No.
85. How do you deal with stress?
I drink tea and meditate.
86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I am a professional fighter and I play guitar quite well.
87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
I like cats, and children are a case-by-case, trial basis.
88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I have a plan, and I stick to it, but I give myself time for spontaneity.
89. What are your pet peeves?
Everything.
Self-Image
90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I am strong willed. I am rigid.
91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd like to better control my more primal instincts.
92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I am introverted.
93. Do you like yourself?
Yes.
94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yes, I do, and interruption is a part of life.
95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your
lifetime?
I would like to stabilize myself in my own past, and I'd like to become as good of a businessman and warrior as Ofdensen.
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
Just where I am now, in all three instances.
97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
I really have no plans to die, but if I do, it will be in battle.
98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
My devotion to family and the business.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Strong willed maniac
100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Lots of Creepy.
101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because someone has to.