R.I.P. mitch hedberg

[a12inchthought]

this bitch was funnier than anyone else could ever hope to be

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[zorklogic]

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?"

[zorklogic]

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.

[a12inchthought]

hahaha maybe its just me but everytime i read one of his amazing jokes i HAVE to do it the way he says it, with the pauses and all

[zorklogic]

sammmmmmmme here.