I have two tattoos and would love to feel connected enough to a piece of art to get another one (still working on it).

However.... Behind the cut is arguably the DUMBEST 'EFFIN piece of ink EVAR.
( Not Safe For Work Tattoo Behind Cut )

Tonight is night number one in Kansas City, Missouri. The comical thing is that when leaving the airport I couldn't get the GPS to agree with the hotel's address. It only took me 3 tries before I remembered that I was not in KANSAS but Missouri. It took two tries (seriously) to spell Missouri correctly - for some reason I think it should start ( Read more... )

Crap-tastic 2-week trip, home for 3 or 4 days then another 8-day trip. Lost a friend - in more ways than one. Might as well yuk it up.
( Here's your Badger NSFW )

What do you do when the absolutely smartest person you have ever met does the single dumbest thing you have ever seen?

Had the misfortune of leaving the new Family Feud on as background noise today. Here are just a few of the things that made me want to stab people ( Read more... )

Either this is really funny or I'm just getting really bored here in Texas..
Dirty word picture behind cut
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Ok - Warning: I'm a fiscal conservative and tend to identify with more planks in the republican's platform than that of the communists democrats. I despise many of the social planks in the GOP's plan (gay rights, reproductive rights, faith-based services, etc ( Read more... )

Fun day today ( Read more... )

One of my guilty pleasures is reading craigslist - virtually every category, from jobs to fishing lures to, well, personals....

This piece of high-quality English was the subject/headline for a young lady looking for love (and cash).

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BEAUTY & BRAIN'S! - w4m - 28

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