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[a1a100]

A. Morning, at school

[Good morning Mayfield. It sure is a lovely day, right? Nice sun, no chances of rain, so why is Sollux wet from his head to his stomach you ask? Well, it's because moments before he experienced something fun called a "Swirly". Isn't school grand? And now, he is begrudgingly late to class and also along with his hair and face

Comments

A

[dreambubbly]

Sollux? What happened? It isn't raining...

[a1a100]

Thtudentth thoved me in a load gaper.

[He takes off his glasses and attempts to dry them off with his shirt but it was kinda wet itsself.]

[dreambubbly]

Oh noooo...

[Fishing in her purse, fishing, fishing - ah, there's a scrap of fabric that she's forgotten the human name for. She hands the handkerchief over so Sollux can use that instead.]

Why would they do that? I really don't get it. Human students are so mean!

[a1a100]

Thankth.

[He takes it and uses it to dry off the lenses and also a little bit of his face.]

They do it becauthe I'm thmall and weaker then they are and it maketh them feel better about themthelveth when they beat up thmaller and weaker people becauthe that'th the only way they get any recognithion or "rethpect".

[Sollux has been studying human culture since he got here.]

A

[frogst]

[ oh that's... gross... ]

Sollux?

[a1a100]

What?

[He should really start packing new changes of clothes.]

[frogst]

You're all wet.

[ just in case he hadn't noticed. ]

[a1a100]

Oh wow, I am? Thankth for pointing that out, I would have never notithed!

A.

[misterwwizard]

[He looks at sollux's current state, and it's a bit of a mirror of his own... again...]

Again? Hate this fuckin' place. Not even an ounce a' romance in this fuckin' hate for a change.

Not gonna lie this is fuckin' embarassin' gettin' the same treatment as you.

[a1a100]

[Sollux sighs.]

Well maybe if you thtood up for yourthelf you wouldn't be getting treated like you're at the bottom of the cathte thythtem here.

[misterwwizard]

[Eridan rolls his eyes. He's tried, but look where that's gotten him.]

Tried that. Also tried to be teachin' them about kismesistude maybe they could be fillin' the role. Seems the retorts I'm comin' up with aren't workin'. Guess they aren't fuckin' afraid a' someone with tigershark blood.

[a1a100]

You can't teach a human about kithmethithitude, ethpethially if they're droneth. God you're pathetic for even trying.

B

[doublerinbow]

You're getting bullied? ♪

[...she's not surprised. He's a scrawny smart kid with a lisp, after all.]

[a1a100]

Yeah, I am. A lot.

[doublerinbow]

Sorry to hear it. Is it drones, or what? I might have a solution. ♪

[a1a100]

It'th droneth, yeah.

hahaha I'm sorry I changed my mind B.

[crusthatecean]

You got a job there?

[Guess who actually wanted to be an usher...]

That was beautiful how could you

[a1a100]

I gueth tho. It'th not really all that great though.

I just wanted it to be only for you

[crusthatecean]

At least you'll have money to spare. And you get discounts.

Oh well that changes everything

[a1a100]

I don't even watch movieth what would I uthe the dithcountth for?