>Sollux: Mess around with shit while blind

[a1a100]

842 Hastings Boulevard

[Sollux woke up this morning to buzzing in his ear. He grumbles and smacks whatever was making that noise and turns over only to be stung in the back by a bee.]

Ow, fuck!

[He sits up and habitually snaps his fingers, putting the bees to sleep. He raises an eyebrow as the sound of awake bees turn into the sound of sleeping

Comments

[godisachild]

...You seriously think humans don't know what psychics are?

[a1a1000]

I said psionics dumbshit, there's a difference.

[godisachild]

It's a pretty thin line, if you're trying to say there's a difference between a psychic who reads mind and a psionic who manipulates matter and natural law through psychic power. I've mainly known people who do both.

[a1a1000]

Good for them but just because you know people that can do both doesn't mean that there's not really a difference.

[dreambubbly]

[filtered away from the Condesce]

A purple bee? You mean you got them back?

...please tell me you filtered the bit about your psionics. Please.

[Because your moirail is going to kick your ass if you didn't, Sollux.]

[a1a1000]

[There is a long silence before he actually speaks.]

Yes, I got my bees back.

[dreambubbly]

...you didn't answer the last part. Am I going to have to come over there?

[a1a1000]

No, no. I'll be fine. I'd rather her come over when I'm the only one here anyway, so no one else gets hurt or anything.

[spiraldoll]

Why would you want to burn people or their houses to crisps?

Unless they were bad people. But, still, that seems very cruel to do, even to bad people! And burning down their houses seems unnecessary...

[a1a1000]

Because I love making everyone's lives so much harder then they already are.

[spiraldoll]

That does not seem like a very good thing to do.

[a1a1000]

I was being sarcastic idiot.

[doublerinbows]

Purple bees, ooh! Are they the fluffy kind of bee too? ♪

[a1a1000]

Yeah, they're fluffy and also kind of really annoying.

[doublerinbow]

Annoying, huh... are they like killer bees, all sting happy and stuff? ♪ Fluffy bees sound cute, but not if they're mean.

[a1a1000]

They'll only sting you if you do anything to upset them. If you stand still and don't hit them or make any too sudden movements, you'll be fine.

[nosigntospeakof]

[There's a warm chuckle on the other end of the receiver.]

I'll keep an eye out for any bees, Sollux.

[a1a1000]

Heheh, thanks. I don't think any got out yet because they're napping right now but just in case I want to put out a warning so people don't try to keep them for themselves or kill them.