Ok, I get it

[a1t3reg0]

I suck at life.

I dropped my phone in the pool, and no longer have any phone numbers.

So if I don't call you now know that I'm not avoiding you, I just contain a learning disability.

Comments

[tilga]

i can't tell you how many things i have dropped in pools...
usually just before i dropped myself in them.

cordless phones
watches
walkmans

many things i've owned have befallen the fate of chlorine
(some, bacquacil)