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[a22]

haha ok i just did the most fucked up thing ever. i got on the elevator, along with some other kid, and he hits button "10", and i hit button "11", since y'know, respectively we live on those floors. but i get totally faded on the elevator and forget that his floor isn't mine, so without thinking about it i get off at his floor... now, every single

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[q_orchestra]

they heard that 1 in 5 babies born in the world are chinese!!!

Not in fact Skrilla, but Anonymous Girl...

[skrilla]

I do that every day almost. Except for me it stops when I say "Ackkkk, this isn't my floor!!" Then I run back onto the elevator, but not before experiencing my life flash before my eyes as the cruel and old elevators threaten to crush the life from my frame.

I just thought of something else. You know how when they perform autoposies they can see what the person ate last? College kids would be very entertaining, because the principle I have in the dining hall is "I'M GETTING MY DAMN MONEY'S WORTH." And there is no logic to it. Today it was pizza, a couple of fries with mayo (german style) teriyaki stir fry and mocha chip ice cream. And apple juice. You may be thinking, what a lard ass, but my portions are tiny. Plus I live at the top of a giant hill.

Anyhow, remember the dirt filled worm? It would be way more fun to watch a turtle eat me.

(THIS DOESN'T COUNT, I don't expect replies. I just...am talking. Right? ;)

Re: Not in fact Skrilla, but Anonymous Girl...

[a22]

i never know what to say to you, dandilion.

[a22]

case in point

[skrilla]

Explain, Sweatervest.

[skulls]

i know the answer. but i forgot. the number 4 has something to do with the answer.

[a22]

the answer is the first comment. this is not that difficult sam.

[skulls]

i'm duuuuuuumb!

i'm 1/2 polish

[a22]

haha, that explains it.

[drunkenmaster27]

getting on an elevator is a pretty fucked up thing to do. are you sure that you aren't polish?