I am currently burning a knife to see how much it will bend when it expands.

Plus, it's a useful stabbing tool too.

LOL GIZE LETS REVISIT 2005 WHER I POST ALL DEEZ EMO ENTRIES ABOUT GURLS ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Fuck Halloween and its candy covered ass.

6 greats on Abyss, 8 on Sync.

I'm fucking awesome.

Comment with your username and I'll give you an honest compliment.

Friend 1: (looking at cheek of Friend 2 that has a number, 59 to it) Is that your weight in tons?
Friend 2: No, it's how many times I fucked your mom.

Only acceptable use of a your mom insult. Ever.

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