When it comes to public restrooms, there are only two kinds of women in this world: Nesters and Hover Craft.
This post is addressed to those Hover Craft out there who are directionally impaired.
Here is your problem- Get ready for it:
You are too close to your target.
That's right: too close.
Here's the fix:
Stand on the toilet seat.That way,
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