"Playing hard to get when we're together
Hard to get there on your own
When will you ever come to conscience
I'll let you be alone
You never had it better
Than when I was with you, baby
Scumback to earth, let's drink some tea and smoke some herb"
What Your Lack of Underwear Says About You
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules.
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.
P.S. - It's a jungle down there!
The Underwear Oracle