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so i stole this from roe, who stole this from venus moon child. ha i thieve. she thieves, we thieve :P
You put an X in the spot where the phrase applies to you.
( ) I never have been drunk
( ) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
( ) I never rode in a taxi
( ) I never had anal sex
( ) I never have been in love
( ) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
( ) I never have been dumped
( ) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
( ) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
( ) I never snuck out of my parents' house
( ) I never have been tied up
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
( ) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I never have been arrested
( ) I never made out with a stranger
( ) I never stolen something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend
( ) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
( ) I never slept with a co-worker
( ) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
( ) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
( ) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
( ) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
( ) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(X) I've never broken any bones.
(X) I've never had my writing published.
(X) I have never bungee jumped
( ) I have never done any non-prescription drug
(X) I have never had a sex change
( ) I have never been with someone pierced on their genitalia
( ) I never have thrown up in a bar
( ) I never have purposely set myself on fire
( ) I never have eaten sushi
( ) I have never tongue kissed my best friend
(X) I have never worn leather pants
( ) I have never dressed in drag
( ) I have never combined food and sex
(X) I have never had sex in front of an audience
WHOO! Can anyone guess that I really don't have much to write aboot tonight?
You put an X in the spot where the phrase applies to you.
( ) I never have been drunk
( ) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
( ) I never rode in a taxi
( ) I never had anal sex
( ) I never have been in love
( ) I never had sex
(X) I never have had sex in public
( ) I never have been dumped
( ) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
( ) I never have been in a fistfight
(X) I never had a threesome
( ) I never snuck out of my parents' house
( ) I never have been tied up
(X) I never have been caught masturbating
( ) I never pissed on myself
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I never have been arrested
( ) I never made out with a stranger
( ) I never stolen something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend
( ) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
( ) I never have been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
( ) I never slept with a co-worker
( ) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced
( ) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week
(X) I never have posed nude
( ) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(X) I never cheated on my significant other
( ) I never had sex with my boss
(X) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
( ) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(X) I've never broken any bones.
(X) I've never had my writing published.
(X) I have never bungee jumped
( ) I have never done any non-prescription drug
(X) I have never had a sex change
( ) I have never been with someone pierced on their genitalia
( ) I never have thrown up in a bar
( ) I never have purposely set myself on fire
( ) I never have eaten sushi
( ) I have never tongue kissed my best friend
(X) I have never worn leather pants
( ) I have never dressed in drag
( ) I have never combined food and sex
(X) I have never had sex in front of an audience
WHOO! Can anyone guess that I really don't have much to write aboot tonight?