ahhhh, automobile accident outside work!!! wheeee!

must.resist.temptation.to.run.outside.and.insert.genitalia.into.open.wounds

breathe - breathe

well, well, well.

it seems that staying up 28hrs, having a balti, drinking 5 cans of fosters whilst watching fight club is recipe for some strange dreams.

a wierd mix of short vignettes featuring, but not limited to; dry skin on hands+elbows; talking to mother on phone whilst smoking (she doesn't know! eek!) and, lots of projectile vomiting ( Read more... )

we got our supervisor a birthday cake
we used our manager's ruler to slice the cake as we had no knives at work, lol
i wish i had a digital camera to take pictures of the ruler
we don't like our manager very much
we like our supervisor
we got her cake

i have to clean the ruler :(

[our supervisor and manager are 2 very different female people. we ( Read more... )

does anyone know where we can get rohypnol around here?

it's not for me, no. it's for a friend. ¬_¬*

my best friend can do anything
it's true

my best friend will say everything
tell u
'cos she can
she can

but it's just not very often
it's just not very often
she says

my best friend changes all the time
met her
and she can ( Read more... )

well gentle readers, here we are once again ( Read more... )

himynameisnerve: Rite Bastard opened up with old school rap last night, and hot goth girls were shaking it/grinding on each other. I no longer view failure as any kind of viable option ( Read more... )

               YOU KNOW I HATE IT WHEN YOU CRY.
It makes me want to         burn your eyes with a poker
         every time and chase my tail to make             you
                                                                 smile.