a9_shatter

hahaaha, just found this again

a9_shatter Sep 20, 2003 18:34

from the old archives of maffioso's deck, the quiz that never was, and my result!!!

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more later, but for now...

a9_shatter Sep 19, 2003 23:36

"Clench your buttocks for 15 seconds then relax. Do this 20 times a day and you wont be able to walk - but youll look like Van Damme."
- Van Damme

another¬crappy¬slow¬arsed¬night¬@¬pageone¬towers

a9_shatter Sep 13, 2003 06:44

I THINK I HATE MY FUCKING JOB

fuck you

So,I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night,when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. What a fag

a9_shatter Sep 08, 2003 03:14

The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!

Discuss...

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a9_shatter Sep 07, 2003 06:55

BA-BA-BAH! BA-BA-BAH! BU-BU-BUH!

just hit that second crest of soul-surfing, energy-draining, eye-straining, back-aching, ...wait.. ..wha... ...oh.

[falls asleep on mouse-wheel]

.........whu! yeah. a-ha, only 4hrs of slep was starting to take it's toll, (mebee i shouldn't of gone for that smoke@4:30am) but now i'm back! like a crank-smokin', ( Read more... )

kinda' fun

a9_shatter Aug 26, 2003 20:52

My LiveJournal SitcomLife With a9_shatter (NBC, 9:00): a9_shatter (Sandra Dee) eats silentjim (Gary Cooper)'s raspberry cheesecake. In the next town over, flumpdust (Timothy Dalton) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes killrockstar (Sir Ian McKellen) jealous. That same day, emonoah (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and robocaff (Lauren ( Read more... )