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[a_carlisle]

Those who know me know that I only clean to keep busy and keep my mind off unpleasant things. Why did I de-clutter my room toady, you ask? Because of a boy.

Now don't get all excited, remember the 'unpleasant' part of the above?

He is not only in my Culinary Skills class (so I can cook when I become a poor college kid next year) he is everywhere. It seems everytime I turn around there he is: wearing the same hideous jean vest day after day. Yes, my lj friends, I am being stalked.

This is not like

• the neighbor that is in love with me (who keeps dating girls that look/act/talk like me);
• the girl that was a tad too friendly

No, this one creeped me out like no other. It frightened me so much that I told my guidance councelor. She told me to infrom my teacher of this first, so I did that. Ms. E is so sweet (and she also knows my mom, bonus) that she said if he kept following me after class today, she would file a harrassment charge for me. "But first,"  she said, "I have to have a talk with him."

So she pulls him out of class and not five munties later he storms back in. His fuckery was along the tune of:
"Who thinks I'm f-ing following them? I'm not f-ing following anybody! WTF?"
I just keep my eyes on my kitchen rules crossword assignment (did I mention we've only cooked twice?) and pretended to be as shocked as everyone else.

Yeah... awkward. He has gotten the message and stayed away from me, so I guessed it all worked out. Until yesterday morning.

Some little Stepford kid keeps staring at my neck on the bus. I check myself in the mirror and *BAM*: HORRIBLE skin rash!
Is it wrong that I suspect Stalker Vest Guy of using dark magic on me?

I'm sure I'm not the only one that has had a stalker/creeper/general crazy following them.
Any stories F-list?