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Jun 10, 2005 10:47
Nebody know ne good pickup lines?
Personally i like this 1 -
"Hey, baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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the_mirror
June 10 2005, 14:57:53 UTC
lol dane cook: are you gonna walk to your car alone later tonight?
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eye_am_hardcore
June 10 2005, 18:09:13 UTC
anonymous student #1: gosh, ... something about your pants falling down.
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nevergotosleep
June 20 2005, 15:10:18 UTC
You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
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lol the 7th one is for you! :-D
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You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.
Get Your Own "You Know You're From" Meme Here
More cool things for your blog at
Blogthings
lol the 7th one is for you! :-D
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