Comments | a_crimson_tear: "My spoon is too big!"

a_crimson_tear

"My spoon is too big!"

Sep 20, 2004 14:13

This week has sucked huge amounts of ass. On tuesday, I got in a car crash. Some asshole came barreling up Alpine Blv. in the middle of the fucking road doing 60-70. I had 3 options: hit head him head on, Swerve off the cliff to my left, or swerve into the dirt embankment on my right. Being the dumbass I am, I swerved into the embankment (I ( Read more... )

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ouch. kissoffire September 20 2004, 16:38:16 UTC

it really sucks that i predicted you would get in an accident within two weekes..
i feel bad.
umm just live with out an air bag for a while.
oh and umm lets see...doesn't insurance exist?
i think it might help you.
ps um ill help you shoot the toyota bitches.
if you pay for gas. ;-)

Re: ouch. a_crimson_tear September 20 2004, 20:26:12 UTC

Ok, cool, I'll have the hairbag sitting in my lap so that I can't see and that my horn honks constantly. And going through insurance would raise insurance cost. Would end up costing more in the long run =/ It blows

you do that.. kissoffire September 21 2004, 14:08:02 UTC

with your erm.."hairbag"

Re: you do that.. a_crimson_tear September 21 2004, 15:47:47 UTC

Wow, I'm retarded =/ You never know, maybe they filled my airbag full of hair when they made the car just as the lamest practical joke known to mankind

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somethinglite September 23 2004, 18:00:42 UTC

you know, due to the doplar effect which occurs while your driving directly at something that is also moving towards you, the vehicles velocity may actually be slower than that which you percieve it to be. although i can't explain the middle of the road part >_< you should cockslap whoever decided 2000 to fix the bloody airbags. thats ubar-gay. and stuff. oh yeah, that doplar argument can actually be used to fight speeding tickets =) keep that in mind if ya ever get radar-gunned by a policemen whose in front of you.

~peaze!