speech! speech!

[a_cute_sadist]

so i'm 20. nearly half-way to dead.

(20 year like a fucking vacuum.)

and what do i have to say for myself?

this total nerd has at least 20 more to go.

& hopefully something violently memorable will have happened by then.

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just thought you should know. . .

[sweet_condition]

we no longer have phone service.
period.

i'll kill you in 20 years.
but it wont be memorable, 'cause you'll be dead.
so, i don't know if that defeats the whole thing, but. .
it'll be memorable for everyone else.

Re: just thought you should know. . .

[a_cute_sadist]

oh yeah, bee-yatch?

maybe i'll kill you first

that would be violent AND memorable.

especially since it will be death-by-ovary-extraction.

Re: just thought you should know. . .

[sweet_condition]

"that would be violent AND memorable."
but that's what i said.
i mean, i just don't that it would've been memorable for y o u, 'cause. . .
you know. . .
you'd be dead.

"yee-ha!"

Re: just thought you should know. . .

[sweet_condition]

"that would be violent AND memorable."

but yeah, i suppose it would be though.
that and mean.

so obsessed with ovarian afflictions.

would you eat them?
just kidding, you'd probably keep me alive and make me eat 'em?
that'd be pretty fucked up.
and memorable.

ew.
i'm in computer lab and this hippie guy with an ugly reggae hat smells like a dog. and it's makin' this thing way worse.
this is gross.