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[a_dinozzo]

So. Great, where do I start?

I guess by now you've all noticed that George Blake has left the City, right? Right. And, well.

I'm the new head of the Intel divison. For now.

There's donuts for everybody and I'll need a short sit-rep from each of you.

Oh, and while we're at it? Any officer willing to process this scene and interview the Riddler

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[captainshort]

Things seem to be picking up already.

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[a_dinozzo]

Great start, isn't it?

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[captainshort]

Yes, but you've got donuts to ease things.

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[a_dinozzo]

What do you think why I brought them?

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[a_dinozzo]

Thanks. Donut?

Tony DiNozzo. Mind giving me a short update on your history and all? I could just read the files, but hearing it is more fun, right?

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[a_dinozzo]

Hell yeah there's something else I wanna know-- what kind of icing? On the donut, that is.

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[monochrome_mind]

Donuts...? Hmm...I should work on getting used to this.

You already know who I am, but a formal introduction is never a bad thing.

Sasha Nein, member of the Intel division. If you require a list of my abilities and special qualifications, I can have a report ready for you within a few minutes.

And the work returns in full force, it seems.

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[a_dinozzo]

Donuts. Donuts are great!

That report would be good. Shoot, man. Abilities and special qualifications, huh?

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[monochrome_mind]

As long as you don't leave the chocolate ones with tons of sprinkles on my desk, then I can deal with them. Cinnamon-flavored donuts aren't too bad, actually...

I'm not going to beat around the bush with you. I'm a fully trained specialist with psychic powers. Before I came to the City, I was working with an agency to stopp crimes ranging from petty theft to terrorists. I can handle extensive amounts of fieldwork, if needed, along with the unusual amount of paperwork that comes with these kind of jobs.

Any other questions?

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[a_dinozzo]

I got a couple plain ones.

Psychic powers? Psychic powers? What kind of psychic powers, man?

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[bright_shield]

Congratulations. I'll bring the coffee. With extra caffeine.

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[a_dinozzo]

Sounds awesome. Coffee and donuts. Best combination there is.

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[bright_shield]

Can't beat sugar and caffeine, especially during a flurry of cases. Although I think I just heard a bunch of nutritionists screaming...

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[a_dinozzo]

Bah, nutritionists. I can live on pizza, donuts and caffeine for prolonged periods of time and it hasn't killed me yet!

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[guardianed]

Some welcome present you got there.

[ooc; sdlafj Hawkeye'll just be talking to you a lot more, is what it comes down to, really. D:]

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[a_dinozzo]

Yeah, I know. Isn't it lovely?

(ooc; Th-that's cool though?)

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[guardianed]

It would be like this place to throw things at us right now.

[ooc; g-glad you think so :x I didn't mean for it to be overwhelming, honestly, so apologies if it is :c]

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[a_dinozzo]

I know. The City sure loves to cause trouble.

(ooc; It isn't... Well, not much? There's just lots of real life stuff going on (most of it good, though!) and I need to figure out a way to spend more time around poly if I want to get this organised properly. Maybe I'll just sleep less *nods*)