"No one changes the world who isn't obsessive" -Billie Jean King
Roses are red
And violets are blue.
One day we'll cruise down
Blood Gulch Avenue.
It's red versus red
and blue versus blue.
It's I against I
and me against you
Violets are blue, roses are red
living like this we were already dead.
Hop in my car
it don't have any doors.
It's built like a cat
It lands on all fours.
Doc: I'm a pacifist
Caboose: You're a thing babies suck on?
Tucker: No dude, that's a pedaphile
Church: I think he means pacifire Tucker
Tucker: Oh ... man I was totally thinkin of somethin else
Caboose: Girls never like me
Tucker: I don't think anyone likes you
Caboose: .... I like me
Griff: I just wanna let everyone know that I suck, and that I'm a girl and I like ribbons in my hair and I wanna kiss all the boys
Donut: Easiest invasion ever ... in your face Hitler!
Church: There's no "i" in "team" Griff
Griff: Well there's no "u" in "team" either. So i guess if I'm not on the team, and youre not on the team, then no one's on the damn team ... the team sucks!
Red: You took my kill!
Other red: I didn't see your name on it!
Red: "Hey blue we're the only one's left, let's work as a team ... I'm comin out"
Blue: "OK, I'm comign out too"
*meet each other*
Blue: "What'd you mean we could work as a team?"
*Red kills him*
Red: "I bash you over the head with my riffle and you die, great team work you fuckin bluetard"
Red: *dying* "Tell my girlfriend that I love her"
Blue: She's my girlfriend now bitch!
Tucker: Sweet dude! Donut said it would be like watching rabbits on viagra ... dude they'd fuck a lot
Tucker: You shot Church you team killing fucktard!
*Tucker to Caboose* "What's that? I can't hear you over all of your constant team killing!"
Caboose: Timeline ? Time isn't made up of lines! It is made up of circles. That's why clocks are round.
Andy (the bomb): Don't worry ... if anything goes wrong, I'll just explode and kill everybody
Caboose: But wouldn't that kill us?
Andy: Hey ... you can't make an omlet without blowing up a few eggs
Caboose: ... I like eggs
Tucker: Hahaha! Some slimy tooth monster scared the crap out of Church!
Tex: It didn't scare the crap out of him. It scared the soul out of him
Tucker: Hey, it's Church ... his soul is made out of crap ... stupid crap for soul
Sheila: My truth analysis meter says that that is highly unlikely ... and my bullshit meter agrees
all of that is from memory from 3 and a half seasons. obsessions are love. red vs blue is love.