Week 84 Observations
Week Eighty-four has been completed.
So this has been a complete clusterfuck. No one has any idea what subjects belong where anymore, and none of the back ups are experimentally naive anymore. This is going to be the biggest financial disaster since the last team was 'terminated', and as a survivor of that fiasco, I really don't want to have another 'downsizing' any time soon.
What the hell can be said? Half the time we couldn't even tell what rats belonged to what observation team. And who is responsible for the ridiculous number of (Ichigos)? Even as much as that subject fights, there's no need for that many in any setting! Or the (Hidan) collection! One is annoying, two are annoying as hell, three? Fucking ridiculous. The (Fourteenth) collection isn't quite as boring, even if they kind of shattered (Lavi) and (Allen)'s brains. At least we only have one (Jack Noir) to deal with so far, since that one is probably going to blow a hole in what's left of our budget. Probably going to blow a hole in the little club house the kids have going, too. Wonder what color the streets will be running with when he gets dear (CD) back on a leash and starts tearing through that collection. (CD) has been turning into an interesting case, showing some backbone with (Ace Dick) and even with (Jack) to a lesser extent. Not that we're expecting him to avoid killing those kids. Assuming the kids don't do it themselves. Who the fuck thought gunpowder and (John) together would end well? I'm betting on (Equius) turning on all of them. Or (Nepeta) doing something hideously stupid that would put even (John) to shame. Did she really eat that? Really?
As soon as (Kanaya) nominated (Karakat) as the leader? The entire operation was doomed. Is she in the same substances as (Gamzee)? If you wanted everyone dead, might as well have nominated (Tavros). Either of them.
(Jet) shows no prejudice to any doubles from his world by making life just as uncomfortable and confusing as he would for the real thing. Like a true hypocrite (Jet) also tells everyone to stay in groups while freezing outside on rooftops alone. No one likes a hero! (Celena) drops her ever popular pick up line about floating rocks. Is she trying to steal him for her own harem? (Maka) attempts to reclaim! You'd think she'd have her hands full with all the extra (Souls), but there is no end to her attempts to catch them all.
And why hasn't there been any fucking? Not even (Temari) and (Shikamaru) are doing anything interesting. Easy answer is to blame it on (Temari)'s mom showing up, but that shouldn't crush her libido to quite this extent. She's usually all too eager to flip her skirt up. We had a near-lesbian experience with (Steph) and (Catwoman), so we're still rooting for a three-way with them and (Cass). Might break up the monotony and give some meaning to this debacle. (Chouji) doesn't seem to be getting any from his former boyfriend, so that was a wash. (Ino) hasn't even clued in that (Temari) has moved from her old crush to her teammate. (Kid) now has two (Patti)s, but still no loving. (Tsunade) opened up a damn love hotel, and despite (Killer Bee's) best efforts, nothing. Since (Sasha)'s decided to forget (Milla), maybe he can help her out. There's enough tension there, judging by the way he stares at her boobs. (Eddie) would be crushed- but then again (Eddie) mentioned to (Kill Master) that they are living in a pickle jar and who are we to argue. Perhaps whoever picks everyone out is a shameless pervert? Maybe (Demyx) and (Zexion) will make it past some awkward fumbling? Since (Axel) and (Roxas) aren't putting out. (Oswald)'s wife put on a pretty good show, but there was no follow through. Cock tease. (Chrono) has dropped (Rosette) like a bad habit in favor of (Aion). We're expecting some bickering and back stabbing between (Aion) and (Rosette) over this little change.
(LeLouch) once again shows his favoritism, tossing (Rolo) aside like old laundry. And (Rolo) just accepts it like the poster child for pathetic that he is.
Of course, there has been some entertainment. What the hell was anyone thinking having an (Asura) around? That's a containment breach waiting to happen! Cool having him in with the subjects, though. Not that (Gaara) really needed any help, but the effects on (Sakura) have been fascinating. It's about time she evened the score up a bit with (Sasuke), in one form or another. (Justin) has been putting in some nice handiwork as well, definitely noting that one as a future mover and shaker. (Kid) and (Shinigami) have done nothing but wring their hands and stand back to watch as people that have no defenses are dragged into madness and death. Way to go, guys. Good thing we have (Makas) and (Souls) to spare. Or we can let (Kozue) continue to dress him in ribbons and bows. (Jin-ho) suddenly seems all ambitious about his weapon (Tsubaki), probably seeing this as a chance to be something more than a run of the mill, barely noticeable fighter. When he's not adopting anything cute that happens to cross his path. (Fire), (Thunder), (Tama), (Gash Bell), (Nozomi), what the hell is this guy's problem? At least (Nozomi) helped to get his aura under control before he managed to kill those that best tolerate him. My theory? Possibly really ugly teenaged girl. Watching (Izaya) play his game is always fascinating. And they keep buying into it. All of the different (Kite)s seemed more confrontational than most when faced with themselves. A little self hate showing through? (Balumung) seems to share that opinion.
(Lindsey) is annoying, we should drop her back where we found her and (Katsudo). Because her voice is annoying and she deserves to be sitched up soon. Perhaps we can have (Franken Fran) do this for us?
(WV) is the new master of the obvious. (Kain) takes the title for most oblivious, but it was a close race with (Mytho). Only (Kain) and (Mytho) could knock (Fakir) that clearly out of the running. (Yoite) is crowned most pathetic. (Hiro) is the bossiest son of a bitch. There was no title that fit (Helion) and her reaction to this place. Is that one drugged and no one kept records on it? They keep amazing us with just how stupid the subjects can be.
(Lili) claims she is from the future but thinks we would let the Alpha and Beta groups mix again after this bullshittery? She should have poofed out of existence by now.
Violence has been surprisingly light. Probably too busy staring at each other, shocked that they're not beautiful unique little snowflakes. We figured the two (Kandas) would off each other on sight, but nope. New best friends. (Tsunade) had a complete meltdown in front of everyone, but that's nothing new. They set up a place for all of the injured and weak, then act surprised when it's treated like an all you can eat buffet. (Sora) and (Marluxia) had their battle, causing plenty of damage, but not really affecting anything. There was only a minimal reaction to (TenSoon)'s habit of harvesting other subjects for dinner, or (Belarus) basically taking (Russia) hostage. (Aizen) is just screaming to be bitch slapped, and no one is manning up. Of course, if they keep letting (Reishun) run around like a free gift to any that want her, they might have a very solid reason to fight soon. (Hermes), (Sakura), might want to actually follow up on that.
(Vampire Potter) is still on the search for (Draco) the entire time. (Succoria) of course, rocked out and tried to have an orgy at (Tsunade)'s love hotel.
Then there's the little crew that clings to each other like frightened children in the night. (Shikamaru), (Yosuke), (Naruto), (Nill), and even (Itachi). No idea what (Shikamaru) is even scared of, he's never sober long enough to focus on a threat. (Nill) better stick close to her protectors that can actually . . . protect. (Badou) would probably fit the bill more than her current group. And we're watching (Itachi)'s hands. Because we're betting they wander. Rather like (Yumichikia)'s hands with (Byakuya). (Sora), word to the wise, don't get involved with this group. We'd say the same to (Kushina) and (Minato), but no point in wasting the time.
When I was paying attention it seemed like all (Kankuro) was doing was bitching. (Kushina), (Minato) and (Naruto) had a family reunion. Not that it will matter because we will probably need to get another (Naruto) soon if he follows the trend-I already placed an order for a new one.
(Hiei) is pathetic and completely whipped by (Yukina). That is all.
For once, (Deuce) is not a complete moron and doesn't give away his position to (Izaya) when asked. (Emmett) and (Usagi) canceled out this minor increase in the average IQ by deciding that sitting on dirty needles was a good idea. And, in (Usagi)'s case, a round of mistaken identities. Did that one sting, princess?
(Manny) was still on the hunt for the Golden Ticket as he found out (Aerith) didn't even qualify for the lowest travel package.
Summary:
We have no idea what the hell is going on. Give them another week to determine who the strong are, we'll keep them. No point in wasting the resources on any that get killed off.
So this has been a complete clusterfuck. No one has any idea what subjects belong where anymore, and none of the back ups are experimentally naive anymore. This is going to be the biggest financial disaster since the last team was 'terminated', and as a survivor of that fiasco, I really don't want to have another 'downsizing' any time soon.
What the hell can be said? Half the time we couldn't even tell what rats belonged to what observation team. And who is responsible for the ridiculous number of (Ichigos)? Even as much as that subject fights, there's no need for that many in any setting! Or the (Hidan) collection! One is annoying, two are annoying as hell, three? Fucking ridiculous. The (Fourteenth) collection isn't quite as boring, even if they kind of shattered (Lavi) and (Allen)'s brains. At least we only have one (Jack Noir) to deal with so far, since that one is probably going to blow a hole in what's left of our budget. Probably going to blow a hole in the little club house the kids have going, too. Wonder what color the streets will be running with when he gets dear (CD) back on a leash and starts tearing through that collection. (CD) has been turning into an interesting case, showing some backbone with (Ace Dick) and even with (Jack) to a lesser extent. Not that we're expecting him to avoid killing those kids. Assuming the kids don't do it themselves. Who the fuck thought gunpowder and (John) together would end well? I'm betting on (Equius) turning on all of them. Or (Nepeta) doing something hideously stupid that would put even (John) to shame. Did she really eat that? Really?
As soon as (Kanaya) nominated (Karakat) as the leader? The entire operation was doomed. Is she in the same substances as (Gamzee)? If you wanted everyone dead, might as well have nominated (Tavros). Either of them.
(Jet) shows no prejudice to any doubles from his world by making life just as uncomfortable and confusing as he would for the real thing. Like a true hypocrite (Jet) also tells everyone to stay in groups while freezing outside on rooftops alone. No one likes a hero! (Celena) drops her ever popular pick up line about floating rocks. Is she trying to steal him for her own harem? (Maka) attempts to reclaim! You'd think she'd have her hands full with all the extra (Souls), but there is no end to her attempts to catch them all.
And why hasn't there been any fucking? Not even (Temari) and (Shikamaru) are doing anything interesting. Easy answer is to blame it on (Temari)'s mom showing up, but that shouldn't crush her libido to quite this extent. She's usually all too eager to flip her skirt up. We had a near-lesbian experience with (Steph) and (Catwoman), so we're still rooting for a three-way with them and (Cass). Might break up the monotony and give some meaning to this debacle. (Chouji) doesn't seem to be getting any from his former boyfriend, so that was a wash. (Ino) hasn't even clued in that (Temari) has moved from her old crush to her teammate. (Kid) now has two (Patti)s, but still no loving. (Tsunade) opened up a damn love hotel, and despite (Killer Bee's) best efforts, nothing. Since (Sasha)'s decided to forget (Milla), maybe he can help her out. There's enough tension there, judging by the way he stares at her boobs. (Eddie) would be crushed- but then again (Eddie) mentioned to (Kill Master) that they are living in a pickle jar and who are we to argue. Perhaps whoever picks everyone out is a shameless pervert? Maybe (Demyx) and (Zexion) will make it past some awkward fumbling? Since (Axel) and (Roxas) aren't putting out. (Oswald)'s wife put on a pretty good show, but there was no follow through. Cock tease. (Chrono) has dropped (Rosette) like a bad habit in favor of (Aion). We're expecting some bickering and back stabbing between (Aion) and (Rosette) over this little change.
(LeLouch) once again shows his favoritism, tossing (Rolo) aside like old laundry. And (Rolo) just accepts it like the poster child for pathetic that he is.
Of course, there has been some entertainment. What the hell was anyone thinking having an (Asura) around? That's a containment breach waiting to happen! Cool having him in with the subjects, though. Not that (Gaara) really needed any help, but the effects on (Sakura) have been fascinating. It's about time she evened the score up a bit with (Sasuke), in one form or another. (Justin) has been putting in some nice handiwork as well, definitely noting that one as a future mover and shaker. (Kid) and (Shinigami) have done nothing but wring their hands and stand back to watch as people that have no defenses are dragged into madness and death. Way to go, guys. Good thing we have (Makas) and (Souls) to spare. Or we can let (Kozue) continue to dress him in ribbons and bows. (Jin-ho) suddenly seems all ambitious about his weapon (Tsubaki), probably seeing this as a chance to be something more than a run of the mill, barely noticeable fighter. When he's not adopting anything cute that happens to cross his path. (Fire), (Thunder), (Tama), (Gash Bell), (Nozomi), what the hell is this guy's problem? At least (Nozomi) helped to get his aura under control before he managed to kill those that best tolerate him. My theory? Possibly really ugly teenaged girl. Watching (Izaya) play his game is always fascinating. And they keep buying into it. All of the different (Kite)s seemed more confrontational than most when faced with themselves. A little self hate showing through? (Balumung) seems to share that opinion.
(Lindsey) is annoying, we should drop her back where we found her and (Katsudo). Because her voice is annoying and she deserves to be sitched up soon. Perhaps we can have (Franken Fran) do this for us?
(WV) is the new master of the obvious. (Kain) takes the title for most oblivious, but it was a close race with (Mytho). Only (Kain) and (Mytho) could knock (Fakir) that clearly out of the running. (Yoite) is crowned most pathetic. (Hiro) is the bossiest son of a bitch. There was no title that fit (Helion) and her reaction to this place. Is that one drugged and no one kept records on it? They keep amazing us with just how stupid the subjects can be.
(Lili) claims she is from the future but thinks we would let the Alpha and Beta groups mix again after this bullshittery? She should have poofed out of existence by now.
Violence has been surprisingly light. Probably too busy staring at each other, shocked that they're not beautiful unique little snowflakes. We figured the two (Kandas) would off each other on sight, but nope. New best friends. (Tsunade) had a complete meltdown in front of everyone, but that's nothing new. They set up a place for all of the injured and weak, then act surprised when it's treated like an all you can eat buffet. (Sora) and (Marluxia) had their battle, causing plenty of damage, but not really affecting anything. There was only a minimal reaction to (TenSoon)'s habit of harvesting other subjects for dinner, or (Belarus) basically taking (Russia) hostage. (Aizen) is just screaming to be bitch slapped, and no one is manning up. Of course, if they keep letting (Reishun) run around like a free gift to any that want her, they might have a very solid reason to fight soon. (Hermes), (Sakura), might want to actually follow up on that.
(Vampire Potter) is still on the search for (Draco) the entire time. (Succoria) of course, rocked out and tried to have an orgy at (Tsunade)'s love hotel.
Then there's the little crew that clings to each other like frightened children in the night. (Shikamaru), (Yosuke), (Naruto), (Nill), and even (Itachi). No idea what (Shikamaru) is even scared of, he's never sober long enough to focus on a threat. (Nill) better stick close to her protectors that can actually . . . protect. (Badou) would probably fit the bill more than her current group. And we're watching (Itachi)'s hands. Because we're betting they wander. Rather like (Yumichikia)'s hands with (Byakuya). (Sora), word to the wise, don't get involved with this group. We'd say the same to (Kushina) and (Minato), but no point in wasting the time.
When I was paying attention it seemed like all (Kankuro) was doing was bitching. (Kushina), (Minato) and (Naruto) had a family reunion. Not that it will matter because we will probably need to get another (Naruto) soon if he follows the trend-I already placed an order for a new one.
(Hiei) is pathetic and completely whipped by (Yukina). That is all.
For once, (Deuce) is not a complete moron and doesn't give away his position to (Izaya) when asked. (Emmett) and (Usagi) canceled out this minor increase in the average IQ by deciding that sitting on dirty needles was a good idea. And, in (Usagi)'s case, a round of mistaken identities. Did that one sting, princess?
(Manny) was still on the hunt for the Golden Ticket as he found out (Aerith) didn't even qualify for the lowest travel package.
Summary:
We have no idea what the hell is going on. Give them another week to determine who the strong are, we'll keep them. No point in wasting the resources on any that get killed off.