Dec 26, 2010 18:56
[Lucas Lee comes to and jumps up as quick as his injured body will allow, hands in the air.] I'm ok!!
[And then immediately falls to a knee, cradling one arm, but looking around for the audience that isn't there. He'd just attempted a suicidal rail grind that should have ended in a much more serious fall--but for some reason, he was...mostly alright. Scraped up pretty bad on his hands, arms and knees, a splitting headache and maybe a sprained wrist, but nothing horrible.] Uh...I'm ok?
[He sweeps the room with his eyes and sees a phone--not his phone--but a phone none the less. He slowly makes his way over to it, glowering, and notices the video feed is on.]
Yeah, hi. Okay, first off? If this is a hospital, I'm fine. Second off, if this is a police station--maybe you didn't notice? But I'm Lucas Lee. So. [He grimaces in pain as he switches to a seated position, rubbing his forehead.]
And third--I swear to God, if I don't get a coffee, two sugars, and my iPhone within the next 10 minutes I am gonna lose it.
[He glares into the camera. Lucas is a celebrity, ok? He doesn't have time for whatever the hell this is--but if he needed to have a Lohan-grade meltdown, then dammit, he would do it.]
lucas lee,
c: todd ingram,
c: johnny c,
c: vriska serket,
c: riku,
c: matthew patel