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Emilia Galmar and Harry Dresden [Berrysound]

Sep 06, 2011 17:54

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I wouldn’t normally subject you to such filth, but this two timing depravity needs to be exposed

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c: howard link, emilia galmar, harry dresden, c: alma karma, c: alfred f jones (america)

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[Audio] over1000aday September 6 2011, 17:47:32 UTC

[The sound of a very large man fainting is 'WHUD-UMPH.

The sound of a very amusement starved faciliberry enjoying this is 'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!']

[Audio] harry_b_dresden September 6 2011, 17:50:32 UTC

[Harry looks up]

What was that?

[Audio] over1000aday September 6 2011, 17:51:20 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I think you killed him!

[In person] killer_kick September 6 2011, 17:52:08 UTC

[Emilia's swallowing another mouthful]

Did you just get a message?

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slug_sannin September 6 2011, 18:18:43 UTC

[Blink. Blink.]

What the . . .

I want to say that I don't have the whole story here . . .

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

What the hell does that even mean?

harry_b_dresden September 6 2011, 18:22:23 UTC

It's a pun. There's a river in egypt, a place in my world, called the Nile.

Whole story what?

Do you want some? There's plenty, I don't want any more and I think Emilia is full...

slug_sannin September 6 2011, 18:23:16 UTC

Harry, it's generally considered rude to just go offering dick at random.

[On Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 18:25:55 UTC

[A frantic Emilia replies]

It's not, he didn't, I didn't, oh God!

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[video on Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 20:41:24 UTC

[Emilia's incredibly agitated by the whole thing]

It was just a dessert!

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[video] killer_kick September 6 2011, 21:07:38 UTC

[Emilia flops in relief]

Thank God someone realises.

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[voice] inspector_link September 6 2011, 22:34:49 UTC

[Oh... goodness. That's embarrassing. But aren't you glad to have a friend who knows what spotted dick is and can gather that much out of the context given?]

Miss Galmar, your communicator...

Re: [voice, on Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 22:36:36 UTC

It's all lies! [Is shrieked by a woman who's sure that said friend has taken this in the worst way possible.]

[voice, on Harry's berry] inspector_link September 6 2011, 22:39:51 UTC

[WINCE. His poor ears. Link can only imagine how Harry must feel.]

I'm aware. Please calm down.

[voice, on Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 22:55:26 UTC

How can I calm down when everyone else thinks I'm doing that?!

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[video] alma_karma September 6 2011, 22:35:35 UTC

...

[Does that mean what he thinks it means?]

[video on Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 22:37:32 UTC

Don't read it, Alma!

[video on Harry's berry] alma_karma September 6 2011, 22:42:40 UTC

... Did the golem just call you... a slut?

Re: [video on Harry's berry] killer_kick September 6 2011, 22:44:45 UTC

[ANGRY TEACHER MODE]

Don't say that word.

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