Week 157 Observations
Week One Hundred and Fifty-Seven has been completed.
Sunday
(Dave) has learned one way to please this particular woman, and it doesn’t involve feeling around blindly like it does for most men.
(Vriska) decides to take off her crown of being the biggest bitch of the west to help (Justin) with a few protips for the troll who sweats the most.
(Feferi) and (Maka) sit down to do private posts to everyone. But to be nice, I will summerize it:
(Maka) wants (Allen) all over her with sloppy make-outs.
(Feferi) is deciding to cheat on (John) for morialship with (Aradia).
(Bakura) makes demands, we will laugh as no one will want to listen to him.
(Sollux) wants to be red for (Eridan)
Cry. More. (Riku). You were chasing after a 6 year old boy, you should be arrested.
By a little, (Todd) means he has let himself get psychically reprogrammed because he is too desperate for youalls approval.
(Equius) is becoming the new (Eridan) of the trolls. THE HIPSTER IS NO LONGER A HIPSTER.
(Davesprite) has a 9000 point IQ. Holy shit, we’re in space guys so we can’t put on our space-helmets, jump into our space canons and FLYYYYYY off to not-space Land. Where you all are not labrats.
Which is impossible ♥
(Kate) is stupid.
Monday
(Eridan) is being oddly socialable and showing regret for his actions. Again, (Equius) is becoming the new (Eridan).
(Kenzi) shows she is even more of a sociopath, after all, she wanted to do it.
Then the next three is someone getting doused, someone complaining about their head, and someone wanting to make payments, with her body. We really don’t care any more. I mean its the same thing each week.
Tuesday
To (Soubi) not long enough, we’re sorry, (Ritsuka). We couldn’t protect your ears much longer.
(Hanna) asks and elf that is no longer around a nominative question. No one takes him seriously.
Oh, look at (Yukina). She isn’t even nice enough to give a personalized thank you to everyone.
(Temari) shows she has gotten fatter, chunky monkey fat sand-weasel!
(Lavi) makes a deal with Satan. This will be lovely.
Wednesday
(Clark) is adorable when squeeing. Like a little girl. Who cares if (Apollo) and (Midnighter) are together. He wants in on that.
And (Sora) is back, and people go flocking to him like he is the best thing ever. (John) better work hard to keep his place as everyone’s favorite teenager.
CRY MORE (KARA).
And thus, (Molly) appears. We’re hoping to use her as bait for (Harry) to dump rack-attack. Followed by the wave of HELLO WHERE AM I? I AM INCOMPETENT. WE ARE RATS.
Everyone heard (Alex F.) right? He’d KILL for a good history book.
You’d think people would has something more to say than “WHERE AM I” after they clearly remember where they are. (Madoka)’s no exception.
(Carol) thinks it is fun to watch people explode. What a sick woman. No wonder no one bothers to look up above her chest.
Thursday
(Davesprite), (Jack) would never go for a fake when he's already got the genuine article. Just give up your hopes of dating him.
(Gabriel) has daddy issues and, in less obvious news, passes up the perfect opportunity for an Alice in Wonderland reference. We're all very disappointed.
And what makes (Misaka #10032) think she could possibly endure emotions enough not to freak out.
(Ritsuka) pouts like a kitten and his Momma does nothing to help him.
Does it really matter, (Fujino)? No one cares.
God, all these sad sob stories and friendship speeches are making us sick.
Only thing raunchy going on is (Kairi) getting it on with (Namine), (Apollo) and (Midnighter) taking a child’s game and twisting it, per the masked man’s usual style of killing children, and (Shikamaru) banging (Temari)’s brains out. Rough much?
Otherwise it is strangely quiet.... besides that singing dancing freak whose head explodes....
Friday
See we were right about (Misaka #10032). We’d be surprised if she lasts even a day before (Accelerator) guts her annoying ass.
(Heather) and (Elle) should fight seeing as they are on opposite sides. Go make some mud and rut around in it naked one last time?
Does anyone find it suspicious everyone is suddenly quiet....?
…..why did we bother bringing in these new people. Fuck it, I’m going to pack.
Saturday
I think after the first person told everyone to calm down about dying, there’s no point about screaming about it (Yusuke).
Nowhere to run, little rats.
Terminated: (Elle B), (Tony), (older Jason), (Sam), (Peter)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]
Sunday
(Dave) has learned one way to please this particular woman, and it doesn’t involve feeling around blindly like it does for most men.
(Vriska) decides to take off her crown of being the biggest bitch of the west to help (Justin) with a few protips for the troll who sweats the most.
(Feferi) and (Maka) sit down to do private posts to everyone. But to be nice, I will summerize it:
(Maka) wants (Allen) all over her with sloppy make-outs.
(Feferi) is deciding to cheat on (John) for morialship with (Aradia).
(Bakura) makes demands, we will laugh as no one will want to listen to him.
(Sollux) wants to be red for (Eridan)
Cry. More. (Riku). You were chasing after a 6 year old boy, you should be arrested.
By a little, (Todd) means he has let himself get psychically reprogrammed because he is too desperate for youalls approval.
(Equius) is becoming the new (Eridan) of the trolls. THE HIPSTER IS NO LONGER A HIPSTER.
(Davesprite) has a 9000 point IQ. Holy shit, we’re in space guys so we can’t put on our space-helmets, jump into our space canons and FLYYYYYY off to not-space Land. Where you all are not labrats.
Which is impossible ♥
(Kate) is stupid.
Monday
(Eridan) is being oddly socialable and showing regret for his actions. Again, (Equius) is becoming the new (Eridan).
(Kenzi) shows she is even more of a sociopath, after all, she wanted to do it.
Then the next three is someone getting doused, someone complaining about their head, and someone wanting to make payments, with her body. We really don’t care any more. I mean its the same thing each week.
Tuesday
To (Soubi) not long enough, we’re sorry, (Ritsuka). We couldn’t protect your ears much longer.
(Hanna) asks and elf that is no longer around a nominative question. No one takes him seriously.
Oh, look at (Yukina). She isn’t even nice enough to give a personalized thank you to everyone.
(Temari) shows she has gotten fatter, chunky monkey fat sand-weasel!
(Lavi) makes a deal with Satan. This will be lovely.
Wednesday
(Clark) is adorable when squeeing. Like a little girl. Who cares if (Apollo) and (Midnighter) are together. He wants in on that.
And (Sora) is back, and people go flocking to him like he is the best thing ever. (John) better work hard to keep his place as everyone’s favorite teenager.
CRY MORE (KARA).
And thus, (Molly) appears. We’re hoping to use her as bait for (Harry) to dump rack-attack. Followed by the wave of HELLO WHERE AM I? I AM INCOMPETENT. WE ARE RATS.
Everyone heard (Alex F.) right? He’d KILL for a good history book.
You’d think people would has something more to say than “WHERE AM I” after they clearly remember where they are. (Madoka)’s no exception.
(Carol) thinks it is fun to watch people explode. What a sick woman. No wonder no one bothers to look up above her chest.
Thursday
(Davesprite), (Jack) would never go for a fake when he's already got the genuine article. Just give up your hopes of dating him.
(Gabriel) has daddy issues and, in less obvious news, passes up the perfect opportunity for an Alice in Wonderland reference. We're all very disappointed.
And what makes (Misaka #10032) think she could possibly endure emotions enough not to freak out.
(Ritsuka) pouts like a kitten and his Momma does nothing to help him.
Does it really matter, (Fujino)? No one cares.
God, all these sad sob stories and friendship speeches are making us sick.
Only thing raunchy going on is (Kairi) getting it on with (Namine), (Apollo) and (Midnighter) taking a child’s game and twisting it, per the masked man’s usual style of killing children, and (Shikamaru) banging (Temari)’s brains out. Rough much?
Otherwise it is strangely quiet.... besides that singing dancing freak whose head explodes....
Friday
See we were right about (Misaka #10032). We’d be surprised if she lasts even a day before (Accelerator) guts her annoying ass.
(Heather) and (Elle) should fight seeing as they are on opposite sides. Go make some mud and rut around in it naked one last time?
Does anyone find it suspicious everyone is suddenly quiet....?
…..why did we bother bringing in these new people. Fuck it, I’m going to pack.
Saturday
I think after the first person told everyone to calm down about dying, there’s no point about screaming about it (Yusuke).
Nowhere to run, little rats.
Terminated: (Elle B), (Tony), (older Jason), (Sam), (Peter)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]