Come, Rose, this may be our last night together, and as much trouble as you've been, I have found your company most invigorating~ [He licks his lips and twirls the knife in his gloved fingers.] Besides, this next part might sting quite a bit. The least I could do for my lovely guest is help her to relax~
My dear, God is every universe. God is everything. He stretches beyond space and time, beyond life itself. He will arrive all the same, I'm sure. All the same~
[Scratch chuckles, placing the knife to her stomach and contemplating upon his next action. He begins to cut into her clothes to expose her midriff.]
[Bored was probably not the reaction Scratch was going for, but apparently it's what he's getting.]
Seriously, buddy, could you be any more cheesy slasher flick? And just FYI, I always found that a barbecue works way better as a method of summoning. Ritual sacrifice is so 2007.
Pardon me for being rooted in tradition, my Order has found it to be an essential part of our way of life. You know, getting up early to go to church, praying every morning, performing blood rituals at least once a month.
Why, I heard that back home, it's even caught on to the next town over~
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Taking time to romance me first?
[She grits her teeth and rolls her eyes, trying to keep composed.]
The perpetual gentleman, aren't you...?
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How do you plan on summoning your God when we're not even in the same universe? All you're going to bear witness to is a corpse in your lap.
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[Scratch chuckles, placing the knife to her stomach and contemplating upon his next action. He begins to cut into her clothes to expose her midriff.]
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[That is one manly as hell voice bellowing from the comm at you, Scratch. You might have heard a door slam already.
YOU DON'T FUCK WITH HIS CREW.]
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The first rule is that you don't mess with my crew. And you have broken that.
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Seriously, buddy, could you be any more cheesy slasher flick? And just FYI, I always found that a barbecue works way better as a method of summoning. Ritual sacrifice is so 2007.
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Why, I heard that back home, it's even caught on to the next town over~
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[Have a quizzical eyebrow raise. Sarcastic, probably.]
What, d'you start shaking and hallucinating if you try to kick the habit? You can probably get patches for that. Or gum.
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