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[sufferheir]

Who: Kat Burgler and Jade Harley
When: An hour or two before reset.
Where: Jade's suite.
Summary: Karkat is a pillow thief and Jade wants to fight about it.
Rating: PG-13 for swears.
Warnings: Stupidity.

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[quarkylass]

[ The someone who couldn't particularly sleep, that's who!

Jade was going to go sit on the couch, do something other than flop around and have nightmares when she should be napping. But that was before she noticed a KAT BURGLAR invading her room.

Oh no he didn't.

She couldn't really figure out who he was -- she knew he was a troll, but not Feferi, that was about it -- so she decided to be stealthy.

Jade took a running start and attempted to pouncetackle. ]

[sufferheir]

[The pouncetackle is SUPER EFFECTIVE.]

[Karkat, Jade, and the pillows crash to the floor unceremoniously.]

[Next thing you know, Karkat is yelling and clawing around, furiously trying to shove her off of him.]

OH MY GOD FUCK OFF! What is your problem?!

[quarkylass]

[ Aaaaaaa being pushed off but she retaliates quickly with equal clawing and shoving. ]

Let go of my pillows, fuckass!

[ Yes she's pretty much figured out who he is just by his first sentence. ]

[sufferheir]

[Normally, in the context of this venture, this would be when Karkat said to hell with it and cheesed it into the hallway. But not for THIS CHICK.]

Holy shit why is this even a thing you care about!? It's like two hours till reset! I need them for something!