"seperate an ass and pee in it mom ( Read more... )

school starts on monday. i guess for everyone in livonia too, eh? lifes so rad ( Read more... )

the two best conversations of my life...

1. the elderly in the dining room at blakes turkey

Old Lady: I lost my nose

Old Man: huh?

Old Lady: my red clown nose!

Old Man: wha?

Old Lady: like in the circus!

Old Man: (not actually caring what she meant, but being polite)oh ( Read more... )

im not even sure that makes sense. talk about a lack of continuity. i cant be a negative ten million but still "deserve" better cuz of "who i am inside". fuck off memegen ( Read more... )

x] whats your name?: king ( Read more... )

"we would watch the show and think "i don't like the guitar style that guy's playing" and then think, "you know, i don't like MY guitar style much either." that's when we decided that...

keyboards had to be the answer."

instructions: write ten [very personal] statements intended to different people. never tell which one is who ( Read more... )

iann spratt (6:33:03 PM): im a communist

warped tour was ok.

(edited as of monday at 8:56am)
highlights:
- t(i)nc
- bouncing souls
- tiger army (never die)
- hanging out with the lucious ladies of xfsxbsx...even tho i kept ditching them to watch the real punk
- dennis to crowd: "we can't vote, guys, for two reasons. 1- Inges not of age, and 2- we're from sweden, so you guys have to do ( Read more... )