...Am I going to regret this?
The Basics
Name: Peter Petrelli
Age: technically 36, but won't age past 33.
Sex: Male [too old for that other nonsense]
Occupation: Medical
Species: ...Human?
Next of kin: All of my kin are in my time line, but I guess you could say Nathan or either Claire, here
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify
Yes--at least fifteen times by now.
Would you be interested in saving the world?
If it really needs saving...
Have you ever ingested demon blood?
What?!
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood?
No!
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood?
They don't even know what that is! Well, this version does, I don't think they've had any, though.
Are you currently possessed by a demon?
I'm not sure that's a valid question, but no.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when?
No, I haven't
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon?
.................................................No.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell?
Why would I do that?
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil?
No, I didn't even realize that was an actual option.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil?
Again, no.
Do you believe in God?
I heard he was actually real, so that kind of defeats the point.
Are you a nun or a priest?
I don't think so.
Are you otherwise a person of religion?
I have a religion...
Are you an Angel?
Nope
Have you ever invited an angel into your body?
...Is this the sexual relation question again? The answer is no.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth?
Don't think I've ever talked to one.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count)
That depends on your definition
Have you ever seriously injured a monster?
See above
Have you ever killed a human being?
...Maybe accidentally, or indirectly, I don't really know. Wait, does killing someone temporarily count?
Have you ever tortured a human being?
How could you even ask that?
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify
Oh no, now I have to think
Empathic Mimicry, flight, invisibility, regeneration, bending time and space, every power Sylar has including intuitive aptitude, and every power that I come across.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance?
Since I'm a regen...I'd say 8 or 9?
Can you ...
shoot a gun?
Inexplicably
wield a sword?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
wield an ax?
Who uses axes?
handle a bow and arrows?
I learned...about two decades ago.
work a spear?
...Why do I need to?
break someone's face with your hand?
...I'd really prefer not to, but I could do that, I guess.
use any other weapons in combat?
Do my abilities count as weapons? Then yes.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face?
Never seen one
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries?
Yes, but they're fine now
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid?
Of course I do.
Have you died before? If so, how many times?
Yeah... 46 times.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what?
No, not at all
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness?
According to some people, yes, but not literally.
Do you have anger management issues?
Only in some Sylar cases
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love?
Of course I do.
Do you like 80's rock?
Yeah, that's kind of what I grew up with.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species.
What is this, the purity test? No!
Are you currently on drugs?
No
Do you have an alcohol problem?
Wouldn't do anything to me even if I did.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for?
Yeah, but they were just teenager things
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for?
No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person?
Absolutely
Is family important to you?
More than anything
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important?
Yes, even permanently if I had to.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts?
.......I'll just make sure my friends don't die.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
x) other. (please specify below)
That really depends on what vampire it is.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
X) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
X) other. (please specify below)
Tell her to go away--I'm not going to kill some random girl, she might not be making a literal statement
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
x) other. (please specify below)
Why would you want to get rid of Casper? He's a good kid-ghost.
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
X) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
I'd ask my friend who turned them into a unicorn, then run off and force that person to reverse whatever they did to make that happen. ...But seriously? A unicorn?
Name: Peter Petrelli
Age: technically 36, but won't age past 33.
Sex: Male [too old for that other nonsense]
Occupation: Medical
Species: ...Human?
Next of kin: All of my kin are in my time line, but I guess you could say Nathan or either Claire, here
Heaven and Hell
Do you have any previous experience with saving the world? If so, please specify
Yes--at least fifteen times by now.
Would you be interested in saving the world?
If it really needs saving...
Have you ever ingested demon blood?
What?!
Would you be interested in ingesting demon blood?
No!
Have any of your family members ever ingested demon blood?
They don't even know what that is! Well, this version does, I don't think they've had any, though.
Are you currently possessed by a demon?
I'm not sure that's a valid question, but no.
Have you ever been possessed by a demon? If so, when?
No, I haven't
Would you or have you ever had sexual relations with a demon?
.................................................No.
Are you currently residing in or around the area of hell?
Why would I do that?
Have you ever sold your soul to the devil?
No, I didn't even realize that was an actual option.
Would you be interested in selling your soul to the devil?
Again, no.
Do you believe in God?
I heard he was actually real, so that kind of defeats the point.
Are you a nun or a priest?
I don't think so.
Are you otherwise a person of religion?
I have a religion...
Are you an Angel?
Nope
Have you ever invited an angel into your body?
...Is this the sexual relation question again? The answer is no.
Do you actually believe anything that comes out of an angel's mouth?
Don't think I've ever talked to one.
THIS.IS.SPARTAAA!
Do you have any experience with killing monsters ? (World of Warcraft doesn't count)
That depends on your definition
Have you ever seriously injured a monster?
See above
Have you ever killed a human being?
...Maybe accidentally, or indirectly, I don't really know. Wait, does killing someone temporarily count?
Have you ever tortured a human being?
How could you even ask that?
Do you have any special powers? If so, please specify
Oh no, now I have to think
Empathic Mimicry, flight, invisibility, regeneration, bending time and space, every power Sylar has including intuitive aptitude, and every power that I come across.
On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your pain tolerance?
Since I'm a regen...I'd say 8 or 9?
Can you ...
shoot a gun?
Inexplicably
wield a sword?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure...
wield an ax?
Who uses axes?
handle a bow and arrows?
I learned...about two decades ago.
work a spear?
...Why do I need to?
break someone's face with your hand?
...I'd really prefer not to, but I could do that, I guess.
use any other weapons in combat?
Do my abilities count as weapons? Then yes.
Have you ever punched a werewolf in the face?
Never seen one
Have you ever suffered from any serious injuries?
Yes, but they're fine now
Do you have any experience in jerry-rigged first aid?
Of course I do.
Have you died before? If so, how many times?
Yeah... 46 times.
It's all about YOU!
Do you feel the pathological need to make everything about you no matter what?
No, not at all
Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness?
According to some people, yes, but not literally.
Do you have anger management issues?
Only in some Sylar cases
Do you believe in freedom, beauty, truth, and the power of love?
Of course I do.
Do you like 80's rock?
Yeah, that's kind of what I grew up with.
Have you ever engaged in inter- or outercourse with an animal? If so, list species.
What is this, the purity test? No!
Are you currently on drugs?
No
Do you have an alcohol problem?
Wouldn't do anything to me even if I did.
Do you have any prior arrests? If so, what for?
Yeah, but they were just teenager things
Have you done any actual time? If so, what for?
No.
Would you consider yourself to be a loyal person?
Absolutely
Is family important to you?
More than anything
Would you die for your loved ones or is your own survival more important?
Yes, even permanently if I had to.
In order to save the world, are you okay with putting your life in serious danger, watching your friends die and/or die a horrible death yourself ? And this without being paid a single dollar for your efforts?
.......I'll just make sure my friends don't die.
It's time for some MULTIPLE CHOICE questions!
Real vampires should :
a) be staked and/or burned and/or beheaded.
b) get the same rights as human beings.
c) sparkle and stalk underage girls.
x) other. (please specify below)
That really depends on what vampire it is.
Do you think the Apocalypse is:
X) bad
b) a really good time
c) a chance to visit old relatives in hell
d) other. (please specify below)
If a girl you don't know approaches you and offers you a deal with the devil, you... :
a) take it.
b) kill her on general principle.
c) forget the deal and fuck her, providing she is hot.
X) other. (please specify below)
Tell her to go away--I'm not going to kill some random girl, she might not be making a literal statement
Casper is haunting you. What do you need to get rid of the sucker?
a) a good therapist. GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, YOU GUYS!
b) salt and fire.
C) a bazooka.
x) other. (please specify below)
Why would you want to get rid of Casper? He's a good kid-ghost.
You are confronted with a monster you don't know anything about. You...
a) shoot first, ask questions later.
b) run like hell.
X) preferably postpone the fight until you know more about what you're facing.
d) other. (please specify below)
And last but not least...
If your friend was turned into a unicorn, hypothetically, what would you do to save them?
I'd ask my friend who turned them into a unicorn, then run off and force that person to reverse whatever they did to make that happen. ...But seriously? A unicorn?