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[a_helpinghand]

It would be an understatement to say that I've done far more entertaining things in my time. Though rushing my secretary to the hospital after someone tried to poison her was certainly an experience not easily forgotten, especially considering that little Strophius II kept trying to throttle her with her own hair. Are you still certain he wasn't

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[a_helpinghand]

Technically, I named him after that darling father of mine. But now I know the names of a son of mine, how nice.

[Filter: Electra]

Ah, Deiphobus the Trojan. I'm surprised he hasn't lost his mind yet.

Something that brings out your eyes? I know the perfect gift ♥

[a_helpinghand]

I feel enlightened.

[Filter: Electra]

Don't get too close, Electra, Trojans are foolish, emotional beings.

Damn By all means, throw a spanner in the works, you fiend.

[mademestranger]

Why can't you drink in the complex?

[mademestranger]

You have a point, though.

[a_helpinghand]

You flatter me.

[tenacicity]

People are being poisoned? Who is someone? Why hasn't anyone done anything about it?

[a_helpinghand]

A someone long since gone, thank goodness. He will do no more harm to the beauty that answers my phones.

Who, my dear, are you?

[tenacicity]

Another rogue child, I take it.

I'm definitely not your dear.

[a_helpinghand]

Devoted, loving and unequivocally demonic.

Hm, you are a dear nonetheless.