My new job is interesting.

[a_hole_puncher]

So I work with a child molester now.  Well, not exactly.  It's way more awesomer than that.  You know how sometimes a really hot young teacher will do inappropriate things with a male student?  Yeah... nice.



She was hired just recently because she obviously lost her teaching job.  But all she was convicted for was texting, or rather "sexting", with

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[sereena_alexis]

you should get a shark suit put it half on and pretend to be a shark attack victim. +++CHEESY as hell+++

Or a pirate because you can put as little or as much effort and $$$ into as you want

[skin_deep1073]

I think the obvious choice is to dress up like a 17 year old student.

[a_hole_puncher]

This is perhaps the best idea, and the best comment that has ever been posted on here. Like ever. Just fyi.