Comments | a_hole_puncher: Not dissimilar to Ms Piggy

a_hole_puncher

Not dissimilar to Ms Piggy

Aug 10, 2010 11:30

My sister in law is an obnoxious hooker. Man, that is the best opening sentence I've come up with on a while. The sister in question shall henceforth be referred to as "piggy", which is both a play on her real name and an accurate descriptor of her appearance.
So, qualification: soon after I started dating Christy (my wife) we went to her ( Read more... )

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malloryjean August 10 2010, 20:54:24 UTC

she sounds like a major beeeootch - good riddance! you christy & your baby are better off.

kysys7 August 11 2010, 05:03:19 UTC

Good use of vocab! "Furtive" is one of my favorite words when using the secret/shady synonyms.

And I second the above opinion. Sounds like a highly toxic individual.

skin_deep1073 August 15 2010, 18:05:40 UTC

Good God, what a piece of work.
Also...do you have any pictures of this flannel ensemble? Or, just her in general?
I would be greatly amused : )

a_hole_puncher August 15 2010, 22:44:36 UTC

I edited the post to include a pic from one of Christy's FB albums. Scary!

skin_deep1073 August 16 2010, 20:24:46 UTC

The picture makes all the difference in the world. I can now completely understand your emotional trauma.

Side note: When I originally read this entry of yours I thought you said that you were 21 (which you did say), and that the sister-in-law was 17 or 18...which made things seem very scandalous when I read that Christy was 6 years younger than her..