So let's try something new

[a_jmclean]

This journal is now friends locked. If you want in on my friends list just reply, in rhyme, and I'll add you.

Limericks could get you a lap dance.

Comments

[jessannsimp]

Now AJ, you've known me long enough to know that I'm not capable of doing this. I can barely walk and talk at the same time. BUT, since you're awesome, I'll give it a go.

I'm a country girl now, but I can be a brat.
You should come see me next year on tour with Rascal Flatts!

... see? I warned you this was not my forte.

[a_jmclean]

It wasn't awful and I love it when a pretty girl rhymes. Added you back.

[anonymous]

happy birthday aj!!!im still as in love with you now as i was when i was a 12 year old little girl(i'm a 30 year old man now haha)

[cartera]

i'm not really good with rhymes,
so how about you just add me this one time.

yes, that sucked. i'll blame it on the fact that i've yet to eat today.

how's it going, AJ?

[a_jmclean]

I expect better from professionals.

No excuses.

I'm living. You?

[nessahudge]

When a horny old man fell asleep in the sun,
the zipper on his fly somehow came undone,
He awoke with a smile,
Said, "My gosh, a sundial,
And it's not a quarter past one!"

I won't lie, I didn't come up with that on my own, but I couldn't resist trying out a limerick... add me?

[vodianovan]

nouveau nata (8:57:50 PM): oh god i have had the backstreet boys stuck in my head for THREE DAYS
nouveau nata (8:59:02 PM): that's it. i'm adding them all.

I really can't think of any rhymes that aren't dirty,
and I refuse to sit here and try until I'm thirty.