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[a_kari_inside]

I'm married, bitches.

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[loudandfabulous]

Awww, it's Mrs. Morrison! Tell Matt that that ring on his finger means you own him now.

[a_kari_inside]

Matt actually said "wow, i've never owned a woman before" right after we got married. it would have been so much funnier if the clerk had still been in the room. zomgosh no one to witness our jackassery.

[rocky_bizatch]

YOU SO CRAZY!