Um. I've Lost all Will to Live.
not in a depressed way, but in an I-have-to-pee-but-I-don't-want-to-get-up-I-hate-being-sick kind of way.
I'm posting this here instead of wurdz____ because I know people who don't read wurdz____ will appreciate this.
iLoveRedIV: oOo maybe I should write Jon and Big Blackie porn
LardyBalls: you now just how to make a guy feel nice
LardyBalls: lol
LardyBalls: riiiiiiiiiiigth
iLoveRedIV: hahah
iLoveRedIV: you challenge me?
LardyBalls: lol
LardyBalls: i challenge everything
iLoveRedIV: it was a normal Monday night. Smoove Jonny P was sitting at his computer, talking uit up with his friends. Suddenly, a cryptic message flashed across his screen:
iLoveRedIV: 12 frickin feet
iLoveRedIV: look out, it's coming around the corner as we speak
iLoveRedIV: can you hear it? It's saying "suck me dry jon Page"
iLoveRedIV: now to any normal human being, this would be the premise for a good sexual horror story, but no. not for Jon. He was a cock sucker.
iLoveRedIV: :-*
iLoveRedIV: Peeking around the corner was the most gigantic penis he had ever seen in his life! (even bigger than his!!)
LardyBalls: :-*
iLoveRedIV: it wagged in the air, seeming to sniff for the scent of a randy young man. Jon stood, mouth agape at the luscious site of Allison's well-endowed member.
LardyBalls: wow.....
iLoveRedIV: suddenly, it made a move! Faster than the eye could see, it sprung across the room to stuff itself inside Jon's mouth. All 12 feet of it. Jon, voice muffled, tried to say something, whether it be a comment of surprise or lust, but soon he was englufed in the scent of Allison's manhood.
iLoveRedIV: no longer able to resist, 10 feet of dick down his throat, he began sucking, tears streaming down his face. This was the first cock he had deep throated in his life. He used his hands to feel along the shaft, blindy reaching towards the balls.
LardyBalls: .....
iLoveRedIV: he cupped what seemed to be giant basketballs in his hands (soft, gooey) and he fondled them, shifting them from hand to hand, like a juggler.
iLoveRedIV: all of the sudden, the big black penis stuffened, and he almost choked. But he managed to hold on, nodding and moaning with pleasure. He could hear Allison's faint cries of
iLoveRedIV (8:41:28 PM): STUFF IT ALL BABY UHHH YEA FUCK YOU'RE SO FUCKING GOOD SHIT BABY YES USE YOUR TONGUE WHOA SHIT FUCK YOUR MOUTH FEELS SO GOOD BABY
iLoveRedIV: AHHH IM COMING IM AHHHHHH SWALLOW IT YOU CUNT
iLoveRedIV: and Jon
LardyBalls (8:41:51 PM): :-).
Allison sighed. and it was over.
LardyBalls: wow
LardyBalls: that was so.....
LardyBalls: descriptive
LardyBalls: lol
iLoveRedIV: contentedly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Jon rakishy smoothe back his hair, and returned to the monitor. Allison had an away message up, vaguely reading "Jon gives the best head in the world." Jon grinned, a secret smile, that only he knew the answer to.
iLoveRedIV: the end.
LardyBalls: wow
LardyBalls: i would clap but apparently my hands are covered with some goo
BE WARNED: THIS STARS NONE OTHER THAN MISTRESS SIN HERSELF. (if you don't know what Mistress Sin is, then I suggest seriously reevaluating your friendship with me before you read further).
I'm posting this here instead of wurdz____ because I know people who don't read wurdz____ will appreciate this.
iLoveRedIV: oOo maybe I should write Jon and Big Blackie porn
LardyBalls: you now just how to make a guy feel nice
LardyBalls: lol
LardyBalls: riiiiiiiiiiigth
iLoveRedIV: hahah
iLoveRedIV: you challenge me?
LardyBalls: lol
LardyBalls: i challenge everything
iLoveRedIV: it was a normal Monday night. Smoove Jonny P was sitting at his computer, talking uit up with his friends. Suddenly, a cryptic message flashed across his screen:
iLoveRedIV: 12 frickin feet
iLoveRedIV: look out, it's coming around the corner as we speak
iLoveRedIV: can you hear it? It's saying "suck me dry jon Page"
iLoveRedIV: now to any normal human being, this would be the premise for a good sexual horror story, but no. not for Jon. He was a cock sucker.
iLoveRedIV: :-*
iLoveRedIV: Peeking around the corner was the most gigantic penis he had ever seen in his life! (even bigger than his!!)
LardyBalls: :-*
iLoveRedIV: it wagged in the air, seeming to sniff for the scent of a randy young man. Jon stood, mouth agape at the luscious site of Allison's well-endowed member.
LardyBalls: wow.....
iLoveRedIV: suddenly, it made a move! Faster than the eye could see, it sprung across the room to stuff itself inside Jon's mouth. All 12 feet of it. Jon, voice muffled, tried to say something, whether it be a comment of surprise or lust, but soon he was englufed in the scent of Allison's manhood.
iLoveRedIV: no longer able to resist, 10 feet of dick down his throat, he began sucking, tears streaming down his face. This was the first cock he had deep throated in his life. He used his hands to feel along the shaft, blindy reaching towards the balls.
LardyBalls: .....
iLoveRedIV: he cupped what seemed to be giant basketballs in his hands (soft, gooey) and he fondled them, shifting them from hand to hand, like a juggler.
iLoveRedIV: all of the sudden, the big black penis stuffened, and he almost choked. But he managed to hold on, nodding and moaning with pleasure. He could hear Allison's faint cries of
iLoveRedIV (8:41:28 PM): STUFF IT ALL BABY UHHH YEA FUCK YOU'RE SO FUCKING GOOD SHIT BABY YES USE YOUR TONGUE WHOA SHIT FUCK YOUR MOUTH FEELS SO GOOD BABY
iLoveRedIV: AHHH IM COMING IM AHHHHHH SWALLOW IT YOU CUNT
iLoveRedIV: and Jon
LardyBalls (8:41:51 PM): :-).
Allison sighed. and it was over.
LardyBalls: wow
LardyBalls: that was so.....
LardyBalls: descriptive
LardyBalls: lol
iLoveRedIV: contentedly wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, Jon rakishy smoothe back his hair, and returned to the monitor. Allison had an away message up, vaguely reading "Jon gives the best head in the world." Jon grinned, a secret smile, that only he knew the answer to.
iLoveRedIV: the end.
LardyBalls: wow
LardyBalls: i would clap but apparently my hands are covered with some goo
BE WARNED: THIS STARS NONE OTHER THAN MISTRESS SIN HERSELF. (if you don't know what Mistress Sin is, then I suggest seriously reevaluating your friendship with me before you read further).