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1.What is your full name? Michael Leif Polikov
2. Nicknames? Some people call me Mikey sometimes...or sometimes Mike, but I dislike those people. 0_o
3. B-day: August 31st, 1986
4. Age: 18
5. Sex: Yesplease hahaha ohmyGod Male.
6. Social Security: 3-Waaaait! Ya almost got me. Tsk tsk. Haha, no. I am not stupid enough. Maybe if I dropped a few IQ points, you could get it out of me. But not now.
7. Where do you live? Blackberry Creek
8. What school do you attend? BCreek High School
9. Siblings and their ages?: Nadia, 17. Half-sister. Hates me as much as a real sister though!
10. Zodiac Sign: Virgo
11. Righty or Lefty: Lefty. ^_^
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12. Hair color: Light brown
13. Height: 5'10
14. Do you wear contacts or glasses? I was blessed with 20/20, 20/10 vision.
15. Do you have any piercings? Left side of my bottom lip.
16. Do you want more? Nope.
17. Do you have a tattoo? Yeah.
18. If so what and where? Blue and white nautical star on my right upper arm.
19. Do you wear any rings? Nah.
20. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? Thrift store chic. ^_^
**********JUST LATELY***************
21. How are you today? Pretty good. Tired.
22. What pants are you wearing right now? Girls' jeans with a huuuge rip in the knee. I need a patch.
23. What shirt are you wearing right now? Red sleeveless shirt that I can no longer wear out, due to the rather large cigarette burn on it. Thank you, Dante.
24. what color underwear are you wearing? Blue and green plaid boxers.
25. What does your hair look like at the moment? Starting to get a little...piece-y, from lack of a shower. But otherwise, it's nice. Pretty fluffy.
26.what song are you listening to right now? Nothing.
27. What was the last thing you ate? A piece of Italian bread
28. How is the weather right now? Dark. -blink- Normal. Haha...sorta cold.
29. Last person you talked to on the phone? Dad.
30. Last Dream you can remember: Uhh..I don't remember my dreams much, but I vaguely remember one a few weeks ago where I had to go to another school for some reason, and got horribly, utterly lost.
31. Who are you talking to right now? No one.
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32. What are the last four digits of your phone number? -shifty eyes- Ahhh creepy stalkers. 2673
33. If u were a crayon, what color would u want to be? The cool green ones that smelled like eucalyptus!
34. Have you ever almost died? Nope..
34. What makes you laugh? A lot of things. Stupid people.
35. What's the next cd you're going to buy? Maybe one of the new Bright Eyes CDs. Probably 'I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning'.
37.What is the best advice ever given to you? You are who you are, and if someone doesn't like that, it's their problem and not yours.
38. Have you ever won any special awards? Umm...I think I got some sort of academic achievement award in the tenth grade in San Fran..
39. What are your future goals? Be in a semi-successful band. Find love.
40. Do you like to slow dance? Love it. Don't do it often enough.
41. What's the stupidest thing you've ever done? Hit on a blatantly straight boy, who had a girlfriend.
42. What's your favorite memory? Wow. That is a super-vague question. I'm not going to answer it, just out of spite.
43.If you could change 1 thing about yourself: I'd be less clingy. >.<
44. How many kids do you want to have? Maybe one.
45. Sons names? Luca.
46. Daughter's names? Diana (pronounced 'dee-ah-nah' and not 'dee-an-ah' or 'die-an-ah')
47. Do you do drugs? -shifty eyes- Does...weed count? -cough- Only every few weeks I swear!
48. What kind of shampoo and conditioner? Garnier fructis. That stuff smells wonderful.
49. What sport do you hate to play the most? Football.
50. What are you most scared of? Everyone I love abandoning me.
51. How many TV's do you have in your house? 2.
52. Do you have your own TV? Nope.
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? I did for awhile after my mom passed, a stuffed dog she gave me. God, I'm depressing. 0_o
54. Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? Sprained my ankle playing football once and cried. Thus, my answer to number 49.
55. Who do you dream about? A lot of people I don't know. Really random people.
56. Who do you tell your dreams to? People who care about me. Because otherwise, dreams are normally too boring to tell to random strangers.
57. Who's the loudest friend you have? Hmm...I don't really have loud friends. I mean...maybe me? Haha...or Cass?
58. Quietest Friend? Preston.
59. Who's the funniest friend? Well..my friends have different senses of humor, but Cass amuses me quite a bit.
60. Who's the weirdest friend? Me. ^_^
61. Who's your favorite friend to talk to online? Don't talk to them online much...
62. Is cheerleading a sport? The gymnastic aspect of it, yes. But middle school cheerleading, where you just hop around and clap, no. But when you're doing all sorts of flips and throws, yeah, that's a sport.
63. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsy pop? Never tried. I want to though.
64. Which came first the chicken or the egg? I say egg. I dunno though, obviously.
65. What vehicle do you wish to have? Volkswagen beetle. Black, maybe. Or light blue.
66. How many messenger buddies do you have on right now: Like...2. Haha..
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67. Do you believe in Love? Yes.
68. Do you have a crush? Yes.
69. Who is your crush? Well...Dante. Hah..
70. Do you believe in love at first sight? Lust at first sight, definitely. Love, no. Because then you're only in love with the person's physical appearance, and that isn't love.
71. Where do you want to get married? I'd love to get married in Moscow. But it's...illegal and shit.
72. Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? Italy.
73. What is the most important thing he/she has? That special something. ^_^ Makes me all tingly...haha..
74. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Opposite sex? Pfft. I think you mean same. And I notice hair, smile, and shoes first. Yeah, that last one's weird.
75. Longest crush: Luca, I guess.
76. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? ..Dante.
****ON GUYS FOR GIRLS TO FILL OUT (for girls only)****
78. Boxers or briefs: I'm filling this one out. Pfft. Haha...and I pick...boxers. Because that's what I wear. And I think they're sexy.
79. Curly or straight hair: I'm more drawn to straight. ...Haha. 'More drawn to straight'. I am so good at crappy puns.
80. Dark or light hair: Dark.
81.Tall or short: Tall.
82. Six pack or muscular arms: I don't really like really super-muscley guys, but I'd go for arms instead of six-pack. Six-packs frighten me. o_0
83. Good or bad guys? Both.
84. Hat or no hat: Depends on the hat. I like top hats.
85. Ears pierced or not: Doesn't matter.
86. Tan or no tan: I like pale boys.
88. Stubble or neatly shaved? It depends on the guy. Some guys are sexy with stubble, and the scratchiness is a pretty hot sometimes...But sometimes, you see a guy with stubble, and all you think is, "Excuse me, would you like to borrow this razor and shave? Now? Rightnow? Please?"
89. Rugged or sporty? I don't like that question. It's weird.
90. Studly or cutie: Cute.
91. Accent or not: I like accents, but they're not, like...make-or-break of a relationship.
92. Glasses? Again, depends on the boy. If his eyes are really pretty, I'd prefer no glasses so I could stare at them a lot, hah..
93. Smart or dumb? Smart. Smart smart smart. I cannot deal with dumb boys. o_0
94. What sport should he play? None. He should be able to sympathize with a boy sports-challenged fairy who sprained his ankle playing touch football.
95. Dependent (whipped) or independent: Independent, but not stupidly so.
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96. Sandals or thongs:
97. Painted nails or not:
98. Dark or blonde hair:
99. Long or short hair:
100. Curly or straight hair:
101. Dark, light, or crazy cool eyes:
102. Long or short nails:
103. Hat or no hat?:
104. Good or bad girl:
105. Hair up or down:
106. Jewelry or none:
108. Accent or no accent:
109. Pants or dress:
110. Tan or fair:
112. Pretty indoor chick or crazy party chick:
113. Freckles or none:
114. Shy or outgoing:
115. Funny or always cool:
116. Talkative or shy:
*****Pick One: THIS OR THAT***********
117. Lights on/off: Off
118. Sun or rain? Rain.
119. email or snail mail? Snail mail! I looove realmail.
121. Backstreet Boys or NSYNC?: Uhh..NSync?
122. On the phone or in person? In person. Phones are scaryyy.
123. Paper or plastic? Paper.
124. Sausage or pepperoni?: Pepperoni.
125. Summer or Winter: I like spring. But I'll go with winter. Snowww.
126. Hugs or kisses? Both. Haha...ummm...kisses.
127. Chocolate or white milk? White. Or soy chocolate.
128. Root Beer or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper. Root beer is the spawn of all things evil and cruel about the world.
129. Is the glass half full or half empty? Full.
130. CD or Tape? CD.
131. Tape or DVD: DVD. My VCR is fucked.
132. Cats or Dogs? Dogs.
133.Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Wheee jello. Mud is dirty.
136. Day or night: Night.
137. Cake or pie: I liiike...cake. Coconut.
138. Diamond or pearl: Umm...wow, didn't realize how hard a choice this is. Pearl.
139. Sunset or sunrise: Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, swiftly go the days...^_^ Um...sunset.
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140. Color: Pink.
141. Food: Ravioli.
142. Fast Food: Ick. Fast food is yucky. Umm...Wendy's chicken sandwiches are pretty good? Spicy though. Spicy is fun.
143. Candy: Milk Duds.
144. Beverage: Cherry lime-ade soda, or water.
145. Ice Cream Flavor: Rainbow sherbet.
146. Sport: Any sport I can play without spraining my ankle. o_0 Obviously, I am still bitter. But we were playing touch football, and this idiot boy tackled me. Obviously he could not resist my boyish charm, and felt the need to molest me. I could've done with a little wining and dining first.
147. Sports team: I like the Red Sox. They make me happy.
149. Type of music? Indie rock, garage rock, anything with quiet guitars.
150. Movie? The Breakfast Club, or Y Tu Mama Tambien
151. Song: 'Girls and Boys' or 'Michael'. ^_^
152. Group: Blur or Franz Ferdinand, as they are the artists of the above songs.
153. Number: 13. I feel sorry for it.
154. Actor or Actress? Diego Luna or Scarlett Johansen. Or maybe Jake Gyllenhaal.
155. Day of the year? Halloween! Like last Halloween when I dressed up like a kitty. Yayy. ^_^
156. Month? April.
157. TV Show? Will and Grace is an old favorite, or Saturday Night Live
158. Store? Goodwill.
159. Scent? There's this type of Axe, and I don't remember which one it is...but it seriously makes my knees buckle. Hah..
160. Board Game? Candy Land!
***********HAVE YOU EVER********
161. Dated someone for money/things? Nope.
163. Drank? Once. Ick. Alcohol is yucky. Well...wait, twice, if you count the strawberry daquiri I had onetime..
164. Been kissed? Yeah.
165. Ever gotten dumped? Nope.
166. Broke the law? Yeah.
167. Ran from the cops? No.
168. Stole something? Candy bar once, when I was in my 'grr i'm bad' phase. Gave it to a little girl I saw on the street. Thus proving my hypothesis, "Michael Polikov is inherently good, and even when trying to do wrong, cannot." 0_o
169. Tried to kill yourself? Nope.
170. Made yourself throw up? Not in an eating disorder way. Just once, in a 'I feel really sick and I'm going to throw up soon, let's just get it over with' way.
171. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? -shifty eyes- Nooo, of courrrse not..
172. Given anyone a bath? A doggy once, when I petsat for a friend.
173. Bungee jumped? Noo. Neverr.
174. Went skinny dipping? No, but I'd like to. Any takers? I won't do it alone, never. Hah..
************* What Comes to Mind ***************
175. Water: Beach
176. Blue: Sky
177. Rock: Music. ^_^
178. Cat: Clawsss..scaryy..
179. Red: Fire hydrant. -blink-
180. Cow: Tipping! Hee..
181. Socks: Rainbow.
*********** What's Worse? **************
182. Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you? OhGod, those're both horrible! Umm..barfing on your date. I'd forgive a boy for doing it to me, but y'never know about other people..
183. Being stranded on a deserted island with no one, or beingstranded on a deserted island with someone you hate? No one. I'd make friends with hallucinations. And I've already had tons of imaginary friends. ^_^
*************A Final Note*******************
184. Who would you like to be locked in a room with? Dante. Johnny Weir.
185. Who would you hate being locked in a room with? Someone homophob-No that'd be fun. I could annoy them to death. Umm...a heavy metal fan.
186. Do you like filling these out? Yes I do.
194.If you were a pool ball, which color would you be? stripe or solid? and which hole would you fall in? Haha, that's a weirrrd question. Umm...yellow, stripe, right side pocket.
195. If you were a stupid question on a stupid survey, what would you ask? 'Are you bored to death yet?' Haha..
196. If you were a book, how many pages would you have? 324.
197. How bad do you smell right now? Ohwow. You made me sniff myself, and now I feel unclean. -falls over-
199. Continue and Save or Continue without Save? Save. I'm not daring enough to lose my progress.
200. How many questions were there in this survey? Uh...200, right? I mean...this being number...200 and all. -blinkblink-