Happy Birthday!!

[a_life_defiant]

Title: Ducks Are Stupid
Author: a_life_defiant
Pairing:JongHo
Rating: R (for language & mentions of sex)
Genre:Drabble, fluff, humor
Warnings:None, unless you find fluffy things offensive.

A/N: For my beautiful fiancé shineeafterscho. Happy Birthday my love! I know this isn't much, but I hope you like it. ^^

Comments

Spot for the b-day girl

[a_life_defiant]

YEOBO!

♥

Re: Spot for the b-day girl

[a_life_defiant]

aww babes....*rubs your shoulders* anything I can do?

YES I USED IT, I SAID I WOULD.

familiar? ....I have no idea what you're talking about.....

this logic is iron clad. XD

YESSSS!! Happy Mother's Day!! Uh....if the children look...inky it's b/c stamped their feet to make prints to keep in your mother's day scrap-book. ^^ I promise to bathe them later.

I'm happy you loved this! I love you!!! miss you lotssss

♥

[maxism12]

MINE 8)

[maxism12]

Choi Minho was a horny bastard

YES, OMG YES YES YES YES.

Not that sex with Minho was ever bad, but damn- after five rounds, things start to chafe

GAGGING OMG GAGGING. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

He was completely engrossed in trying to decipher the thought process of ducks

I JUST - THIS IS SO CUTE LYSSIE♥

Ducks are stupid."

I CANT OH MY GOD I CANT THIS IS WAAAAY TOO CUTE, JONGHYUN YOU ARE MY KING AND I AM YOUR QUEEN FUCK SHIN SEKYUNG, NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER.

The rapper's rumbling laugh came sharply, like fireworks

FHKGDFKHGFJKGH I LOVE YOU. RAPE ME NOW.

DO YOU NOT LIKE DUCKS?

I mean ok, the water has it's issues

I LAUGHED AT THAT, IDKY

"I still hate you right now, you big, dumb, shitty, metaphorical pond." Jonghyun bristled.

YES MINHO YOU POND, YOU ARE LIKE THAT.

AND THAT DUCK IS JONGHYUN AND OMG I LOVED THIS SO VERY MUCH

I WANT A JONGHYUN IN MY LIFE WHY CAN'T SEKYUNG DIE? T_T

BUT, I LOVE YOU NONETHELESS BABY.

♥

[a_life_defiant]

LOL! This comment!!!!! XD

keke, I love you too.

uh...is Shin SeKyung still relevant? I hear nothing about her....

ofc I can rape you now....though it's not considered rape if you want it.....*inches hands slowly*

ducks? I have no issue....they just irked my Jjong for that one moment in my head. ^^

keke, Kiti, you are soooo fucking cute!!! I just wanna eat you up!!! *nom nom nom*

THANK YOU *squish*

♥

[hahappyness]

SPOT B)

[hahappyness]

[a_life_defiant]

hhahaahhahah ICU

this gif is life. ♥'s it.

thankies!!

ok, you can drown....as long as I can give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation ;D

*nuzzles*

♥

[a_life_defiant]

aww!! thank you!!!

LOL I think Minho is like that too ^^

I'm so happy you liked this, thank you again!!

*squishes*

♥Noona

[ivonnemcgruder]

Awww.... I´ve done really good decision to read a fic after such a long time. This was...beautiful T_T

I miss Shinee fics! I miss fics in general, but I am so ready for some half dirty half deeply loving Minkey or 2min :(

[a_life_defiant]

I'm so happy you read this! Thank you Elpi!! I miss YOU

hmm....dirty & deep loving? give me a bit and I should be able to help w/that :D

♥

[ivonnemcgruder]

You know, this high rated R-ish/NC-17ish stuff but with long lasting deep feelings between the lines XD I wish I found better way how to explain this atmosphere, cuase I nag with it everywhere I come and it always get too loong and confusing XD

[a_life_defiant]

LOL, I know what you mean XD keke I meant give me a little time ^^

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