Happy Birthday Kiti!!!! Meow Meow baby XD
Title: Slippery When Wet
Author: a_life_defiant
Rating: R
Paring: MinKey
Genre: Drabble-ish, fluff-ish
Summary: Once again, Key is on his hands an knees....
A/N: Birthday fic for my tiger cub/lover/sexypants/shared wife maxism12
( Key was on his knees, sweat dripping down his face, and panting hard. )
Author: a_life_defiant
Rating: R
Paring: MinKey
Genre: Drabble-ish, fluff-ish
Summary: Once again, Key is on his hands an knees....
A/N: Birthday fic for my tiger cub/lover/sexypants/shared wife maxism12
( Key was on his knees, sweat dripping down his face, and panting hard. )
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ALYSSA MY TIGRESS/MY LOVE/MY SEXY BABE/MY TOPPER/MY JGSFGJDFJ EVERYTHING~! I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH FOR THIS. SO VERY MUCH, REALLY. LET ME QUOTE BECAUSE THIS HAS TO BE QUOTED. GOING TO QUOTE LIKE A WHORE RIGHT NOW:
but he was so close to finishing. He just needed a little more...
YOU KNOW WHAT WENT THROUGH MY MIND, YOU KNOW IT. A PROUD PERVERT RIGHT HERE.
That delicious, perky buttocks that housed the even more delicious tight heat of his....
NICELY PUT. I LOVE KEY'S ASS. THAT'S A PRICE ASS YES THAT IS. LOVE THE KIBUM'S BUTT. LOVE IT.
AND THE WAY THEY CURSE AT EACH OTHER, I LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE THE ANGRY SEX THEY ALWAYS POTRAY, THEY SO HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME. JUST LIKE US.
more than to shuffle over on his knees and rip the offending pants off so he could suck Minho...
SO WHY DIDNT KEY? WHY DID HE JUST STAND THERE AND DROOL? FJGHDFGHDGDJDGHGDH SUCK HIM KEY SUCK HIM LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE.
"Hey, Pervy McPerv-pants, you've got a little drool on your face."LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO xD ( ... )
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I actually have to quote YOU XD
YOU KNOW WHAT WENT THROUGH MY MIND, YOU KNOW IT. A PROUD PERVERT RIGHT HERE
OFC I know! Why do you think I put all this lewd innuendo in here????
LOVE THE KIBUM'S BUTT. LOVE IT.
how could you not? IT's just so tight, and round, and scrumptious, and.... *bites* yeah....
SEX, THE THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A CHICKEN PIECE IN YOUR MOUTH, ONLY THIS IS MORE HUMAN. JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKIIIIIIII. CRIES. THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD SEX. SO MUCH SEX.
WE SHOULD HAVE SEX TOO.
LOL @ the chickensex thing XD
OMG, your capslock abuse has turned me on so much. I would now like to have sex with you. Lots of sex. Sex for hours. yes. *nods*
I'm so happy you liked it!!! *happy dance* (in my pants)
now bring that Kitibutt over here!!!!
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CAPSLOCK IS MEANT TO BE ABUSED BY FANGIRLS, KPOP GOD KNEW IT. AND OH GOD LYSSIE /climbs over you I LOVE YOU FUCKING MUCH. LOOK MY KITI!BUTT IS RIGHT HRER FOR YOU WAITING TO BE GROPED AND RAPED AND WHAT NOT!
OKAY, LET'S DO SOMETHING NOW....
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LOL.....b/c Onew is just like that....& I'm evil XD keke
Thankies bb boy!!
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EEEE! don't glare at noona, it makes me nervous XD
onew might be in the sequel....just not with his sangtae - if you get what I mean...XD
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But seriously, I love the cracktastic word play (and by crack I mean both the smokin kind and the butt kind, ICWYDT).
Loved it!
Now we need part two where Key and Minho service Onew to make-up for his sprained wrist, because he fell on his..."servicing" hand, and an unserviced Dubulge is a dangerous thing. Go on, now, start writing, Woman!!!! Smut!!!
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hmm...part two... you think?
I still have another b-day fic to write this week, but I shall consider this second installment after that's done :D
Thank you *cuddles*
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god this was brilliant. it was sexy and hilarious at the same time. and those are basically my two favorite things!
i just had such a shitty day so this was seriously exactly what i needed :)
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I'm glad to have helped the night not be as shitty as the day. ^^
*cuddles*
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You've been on your knees for thirty minutes, ass in the air, and panting like a bitch in heat. What do the fuck do you think has gotten into me?" Minho replied humorlessly. ---*dead*
"You couldn't have waited five minutes?!" Key groaned.
---Key please, of course he cant!
"No." Minho stated petulantly as he nosed along Key's jaw. --so much love
And of course Onew's sangtae ruins it lmao
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Thank you bb!
I am ridiculously pleased with this reaction ^^
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