There are better ways to wake up than to the crooning of the littlest spawn..

♪ "Moooorning, pretty mommy.. moooooorning.. preeeetty pretty mooooomy.. goooood moooooorniiiiiing pretty mommy" ♪

.. but very few of them are as heartwarming. She was even stroking my hair back from my face while she sang to me.

13 hours of driving yesterday.. lunch at McDonalds with the twins after seeing Bronnie and handing Day back over to his father ( Read more... )

The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Texas quarters. This comes in the wake of numerous reports and complains that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll booths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices.The problem lies in a design flaw: apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes ( Read more... )

Friday.. DMV, twins, work. Yes? Yea. *nods ( Read more... )

Knew you were born under a waxing moon ( Read more... )

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Take the quiz: "What Is Your Kink?"

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I'm working again. Yay. I start today, actually. It's nice to have a job to go to, even if I am overqualified for it. The hours are a pro/con sort of thing. 2nd shift. It means I'll leave a not-so-wonderful area of town well after dark.. but will have mornings free to take care of things like doctor visits for the younger spawn, and the like. I'll ( Read more... )

Aries: How can I use tinfoil to take over the world?

Taurus: How much does tinfoil cost, and how far do I have to move to get some?

Gemini: Oooh...SHINY! ShinyshinySHINY! Oh my God it's STILL shiny! ...Why isn't it talking to me?

Cancer: The tinfoil never talks to me when I'm using it to wrap a casserole. I hate tinfoil! It makes me feel ( Read more... )