Lucky Loafers: Would having sex with a robot be sex or masturbating ( Read more... )

I got a hair cut and she didn't cut off all my hair. You know why? She spoke english. Unless you live in San Diego you can't appreaciate what I am saying, you've never had someone constantly fuck your hair up because they could barely speak english. No more. I can just get a trim now and leave my hair long, I no longer live in fear of the barber or ( Read more... )

Some people question me for being to open minded, and others hate talking to me because I'm not open minded. Hahaha, suckers one and all, it all depends on my mood and outlook on society at the moment not to mention the subject matter. Two minutes ago I was frustrated as hell, then I had a cookie and now I feel amazing. Sugar my friends it what ( Read more... )

Shut up and listen, I'm singing Ozma as best I can once more with feeling this time.


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Clint and I went frog catching today down by our creek. I decided to drive his Bronco down there and almost flipped the beast. None the less, it has been an awesome weekend. Free showtime rules ( Read more... )

I got some pictures developed today. Its a bunch of pictures of Sarah and me (why didn't anyone say anything about my hair it looks so strange in those photos) which made me lonely and naustalgic. So to counteract that, I read some more of Thus Spoke Zarathustra, made a cheese cake, and set a new max on the bench (I'm up to 185). All in all it was ( Read more... )

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I'm back and I am in great form. I feel so much better, I think I just had the flu and I wasn't in the hospital (Micheal Jackson and J-LO go to go for the flu why not me) or even at my house resting, so I got a little pissed. However, today I drank some pepsi, had some smokes, bought a Guiness shirt with an Irish sheild that has a Pelican and a ( Read more... )

Yes I am romancing the stone. I never read the book or saw the movie, but I am literally dating a rock. I still have not met a soul out here, so I plan to give this rock a nice steak, hope it drinks to much and nail it. This is just getting sad, being trapped in the wilderness was kewl for the first 4 months, how about a change of pace. Where the ( Read more... )

Yeah I made a rant about How I loath Anarchy and how law and order gives me a hard on, so I gave it an LJ cut. Read it if your curious.

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