I just pooed my pants.

april fools!

Did you guys hear about this lady who was being kept alive on tubes? But they want to take her off the tubes and let her die.

I am gonna start protesting the case because that's the kinda concerned person I want you to think I am. I'll wear my reading glasses too, cause that makes me look smart!

This is a pretty funny news article:

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Stupid snow is a jerk.

Winter you are the gross poo cling-ons of a dirty, hairy ass.

be gone, shit nuts!

That fucker Alejandra Ali tricked me.

He sent me an email with the subject "prostitute" and I got all excited and read it.

But it was just about RO L E X Re L I C A S.

Alejandra sure types like a fuckface.

Have you people seen the movie The RaffleFuck is that a terrible, terrible movie. Completely improbable, stupid, boring, terrible characters, terrible actors but still so completely bland that it isn't even bad enough to be worth watching for fun. Mark Hammill (who has a nose for shitty movies) is in it too. It's on Showcase Diva again for the ( Read more... )

I just made a friends list deletion too. I decided that trying to spare feelings wasn't worth the scrolling through boring, useless posts about nothing worth while. So I decided to take myself off my friends list.

I suppose LJDrama will be after me now! I hope I wasn't signed up to Friendburrito.

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Laura,

I want to break into your dreams and heat them up!

Mike

When you tend to get worked up over little inconveniences in your luxury-laden modern world, a few days of fighting to survive in a run-down, rustic shanty can really put things in perspective. i makes survivor look like Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous.