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[a_mans_soul]

GET YOUR STINKING MOP HANDS AWAY FROM ME!

[[Kamina is fighting off the ScrubBots, because he bathes very infrequently. Several of them around the apartments are probably damaged or wrecked.]]

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[mr_computer]

TREASONOUS CONDUCT BY CITIZEN KAMINA-R-TGL-3: Destruction of Alpha Complex Property

Your Treason Points have increased.

[a_mans_soul]

Fuck you! Call your crazy cleaning flunkies off!

[mr_computer]

Don't worry, Citizen! The error in the ScrubBot AI should be fixed some time in the next few days, barring further complications.

[a_mans_soul]

Days, huh? Then an endurance test it is!

[neku_phone_home]

What the hell?!

((I take it those are the ScrubBots? They look... sinister.))

[a_mans_soul]

Neku! Help me take these bastards!

[neku_phone_home]

What?! No way!

[randomcruelty]

Query: Would I be correct in assuming these ScrubBots are causing you dissatisfaction?

[a_mans_soul]

Clean out your ears! Of course they are!

[randomcruelty]

Explanation: I simply needed verbal confirmation.

*and there goes HK-47, brutally beating down ScrubBots*

[mr_computer]

ATTENTION CITIZEN HK-47-O-SKO-1:

Please explain why you are destroying Alpha Complex property.

[theysaidiwasmad]

*takes out his notebook and starts writing*
ScrubBots...Malfunctioning...over-zealous...
OK!
*sends report to the computer*

[a_mans_soul]

What are you writing about?

[theysaidiwasmad]

Just doing my job.

[[filtered]]
Incidentally, if you break that remote control box on the back, they start wandering aimlessly, and the computer doesn't seem to notice it.

[a_mans_soul]

Eh? How do you know that?

[anosognosian]

Maybe you should try a shower, yeah?

[a_mans_soul]

Not right now! I've gotta beat these guys down first!

[anosognosian]

Well I don't think they'll stop attackin' until you're clean.

Or at least y'know...maybe not smelling quite so much like manly spirit. Maybe they're intimidated. Or somethin'.

[a_mans_soul]

Right, that must be it! Cowards!

In that case, I'll take them all out!