subject line courtesy of creepy foreign steve buscemi guy at pizza hut. oh christ. these things shouldn't happen ( Read more... )

wow. bad joke ( Read more... )

i almost forgot. two things, both about amir ( Read more... )

oh yeah. my mom taught justin how to make brownies tonight.

and i saw laura at school and we talked about the impossibility of getting less than an 'a' in jim #1's class and which stories were real and the parties at her new house which i will be likely to attend. and the moldy bathtub i will inevitably sleep in.

and the snow outside is ( Read more... )

third class today. a little bit late. it's ok cuz he was playing yet another movie today ( Read more... )

sometimes after you get your ass ( Read more... )

*is better than you*

the subject of this entry is my most popular phrase at chili's. because this shit does indeed suck ( Read more... )

i go back to bed for like 2 fucking hours and i have 7 missed calls. you people are fucking stalkers lately ( Read more... )

so my friend katie called me at like 6:45 and said she was having a shitty night at work and was about to cry and asked if i would work for her. i didn't want to, but i went in anyway ( Read more... )